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Consistently failing the marshmallow test.

United Kingdom
Joined October 2008
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how all youtube ads sound to me
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The guy who taught Liz Truss how to drive
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Ignore all the noise of this hellsite and blast this glorious symphony into your head!
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50% of Roger Federer’s name is ‘er’.
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Who is she?
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Irish Summer's work appraisal – at South Dublin, Ireland
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Scottish distillery tour guide doesn't give a fuck
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Did a 6-day hike and it made me wonder why there aren't more scenes in the Lord of the Rings where everyone's just trying to think of what to talk about.
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When life gives you colons...
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Yoga with Heydrienne
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me trying to socialise when lockdown is over
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save this one for after lockdown – at Wandsworth, London
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Erin Elmore. Credibility is hard to maintain when you forget to iron the creases out of your bookcase.
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WILL YOU GIVE ME YOUR LOG IN
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Might sleep in the living room tonight just to get away for the weekend.
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Thinking of the wonderful Michael Rosen, stable after ICU care for Covid. His eulogy to the NHS so beautiful and apt. These Are the Hands... That touch us first.... and touch us last. #GetWellSoonMichael #WeAreYourNHS
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If you're feeling a bit down cause of self isolation just cut bread into a hand shape and when it pops up in the toaster it feels like someone is giving you a high 5
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