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Joined October 2013
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Type of shit I’ve been on
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Vacation on film 🎥
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“American culture doesn’t exis-”
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you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself
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Wedding gifts are a weird concept like why do I need to buy a 30 year old a blender
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There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.
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girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK
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Thisamotionpartyyoucannotgetin
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Still hot btw
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my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online
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hey sorry i didn’t respond for 3 days i was like really fucking fat
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The hardees all star box did more for me than a biggie bag ever did
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Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part
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This is what it’s all about
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Texting my friends on Monday like wyd this weekend
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omw to get the worm early asf
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Can't believe the USA hockey team didn't debate Trump about Iran and tariffs never watching this sport ever again
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If I text you this before a night out just know I’m about to be a problem
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Me at the open bar while they are exchanging their vows.
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