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Actions behind the words mean everything @E_lok44 is the leader of my goof troop.

Patiently waiting
Joined January 2012
Do I like people? Hell yeah Do I trust people? Hell meh
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Born to be a waste of space and time, defied the odds and went on to become a waste of space and time equipped with depression and anxiety.
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Dips it in whiskey…..
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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”
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When you people talk of body counts I know you really mean people in the basement
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I think I’ve passed my prime twerking age
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I just want to get a curly perm a a call it good
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I want to live in the moment, just not this moment
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Forever You
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Not too many babies named Gary these days.
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This damage reversal cream doesn’t seem to be helping.
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Apparently “let’s talk genitals” isn’t the sexting ice breaker you’d think it would be.
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Sat on my outdoor porch for this game and accidentally drank a bottle of wine.
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Just got home from the salon and my daughter told me I had “baddie hair.” I wish I knew if this was good or not.
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Any pizza can be a party pizza if you throw confetti on it
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Hey boy - is that a Shake Weight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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I kind of hope my mom can’t see me from heaven. She’d be ashamed of how dirty the top of my fridge is
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Politics brings out the ugly, hateful side of people. See you all when the dust settles
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I enjoy a well-crafted patient portal.
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Some goodbyes need a do over
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