I used to be apathetic but now I can't be arsed
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I see Grantchester has appointed another horny young crime-solving shagger as its new vicar. Interesting recruitment process that church must have. #grantchester #sexyvicar
What a load of shameless unadulterated corrupt incompetent shite. EFL in urgent need of reform. In no other industry would this kind of about-turn be considered anywhere near acceptable.
EFL statement: Meeting of EFL Championship Clubs
#EFL
efl.com/news/2022/february/m…
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BREAKING NEWS: With the announcement of a Tier 5 lockdown, crowds start to gather in the virus free enclave of Barnard Castle
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GREAT NEWS
My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing upset to Gove has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @michaelgove so he can see how well we're doing.
Thank you.
#bbcqt
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Guess what happens when you click on Loser.com? 🤣
This aged well
Labour have admitted wanting repeated national lockdowns 🛑🛑🛑
Our approach will keep our country and its regions moving ➡️
@BorisJohnson explains why at #PMQs👇
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Let's go live to Jeff and the boys in the Political Football studio for the latest on Labour antisemitism
Well I never feel less like singing the blues
When Derby win and the red dogs lose
#dcfcfans
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Hi, Twitter. My mother is 200 years old today. And even though she’s completely senile, I know it’d really make her day if I could get 200 retweets for me ... I mean her.
