bonerfied Louisianimal
Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2015
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the period btwn noon and 1 pm every Saturday when bf is in therapy and I wander the streets of Bushwick and read my book
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tonight we sucking dick from the back and balls from the side music.apple.com/us/album/4-m…
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It was unique being an only child raised by a single mom who constantly watched Inside Edition because I truly believed the biggest threat to those around me was Alec Baldwin
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btw I’m your favorite doctor and I’m prescribing you #TummyTuesday once a week for life
this being perhaps my most popular tweet ever
until he stops and looks at me. He laughs. “We don’t have to do this,” he says through that cocky smile. “I know it’s hard to take.”
“It’s worth it,” I say. He jizzes, farts a little. Unscented. We both giggle. He pays for my chipotle and eats his quesadilla off my ass
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