Lawyer (work), Photographer (play) and Computer Geek (both). Motorsport fan and marshal. Former Pharmacist.
Otley, England
Joined April 2016
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Fen Bog, Deroran
An area of outstanding natural beauty pictured along Derorar Road
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A short walk at Deroran due to the unsettled day, it included Fen Bog which is encased by Dreenan Road, Deroar Road and Bencran Road. It is an area of outstanding natural beauty
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Fallen leaves along Crotty Road
Like anywhere else now, they're starting to come quickly down at Tattyreagh Glebe.
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On Sunday, clocks across the US will return to where they should have been all along.
ALT A three-panel meme contrasts standard length, standard weight, and standard time. The first panel shows rulers with the text “Standard Length: 1 inch = 1 inch” beside a smiling bespectacled Wojak. The second shows metal weights with the text “Standard Weight: 1 pound = 1 pound” beside the same smiling character. The third shows a clock surrounded by suns with the text “Standard Time: noon = noon” beside a crying, distressed Wojak, humorously emphasizing support for permanent Standard Time and opposition to shifting clocks away from solar time.
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I am a doctor. I wish that I could prescribe dildos to people. We could in the Victorian era. The amount of people these days getting random household objects stuck in their arses is getting ridiculous. Please, you're an adult, just get a proper and safe dildo, for fuck's sake.
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Water overflowing from a sheugh, Tattyreagh Glebe
taken 5 days ago, 3 km from Seskinore, Co Tyrone, Northern Ireland
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Original vintage Irish telephone box (P.T. – Post & Telegraph / Telefon). Pictured at Tattyreagh Glebe.
Unusual to see one of these in Northern Ireland!
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🏆 CHAMPIONS! 🏆
Wales will be dancing in the streets tonight! 🏴
In a breathtaking final stage thriller, Osian Pryce & James Morgan are the 2026 Motorsport UK British Rally Champions!
Pryce etches his name on the trophy for a second time - adding to his 2022 crown.
#BRCRally
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That's funny because at my last strategy meeting with my accountant, they informed me I must use HMRC-recognised Making Tax Digital compatible software, creating an oligopoly for firms like Xero.
I must now also report my company's income every three months rather than once a year, as well as a final report at year end.
So I now have to pay for a Xero subscription.
And pay my accountant more for the increased submissions.
And fuck about with reconciling every three months, rather than once a year.
For HMRC to end up with the same amount of income from me as before.
Fuck off.
Just fuck off.
Fuck off all the way back to Yorkshire, then fuck off some more.
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We have some storm damage but we should be operating again at around 20:45. Oh apologies, I misread that, I meant in 2045.
