Outis (@outis) profile picture

@ulyssepence alt with more drugs, depression, death, dance, gayboi sheen, spicy bad takes

Joined July 2023
Photo by Outis (@outis)Photo by Outis (@outis)Photo by Outis (@outis)Photo by Outis (@outis)Photo by Outis (@outis)Photo by Outis (@outis)Photo by Outis (@outis)
give a man a fish, that’s a dead fish. teach a man to fish, that’s a lifetime littered with dead bodies
2
3
435
the cool thing about porn is that after the people in the video enjoy themselves, u and many others get to enjoy yourselves too. a single act can cascade
1
2
944
Me and who? . . . I’m so sorry
1
1
5
1,330
The walk of shame… past the long line outside the women’s bathroom, right up to the urinal in the men’s. Are there laws that say gendered bathrooms have to be the same size? Why have we done this?
2
754
You open one goddamn 9/11 video and YouTube’s all like “Would you like to see the tragedy from a different angle?” 😿
1
591
Seems relevant…
Replying to @GabriellaG439
When we make it less obvious our ads are ads, engagement with them goes up! Wow A/B testing can help us arrive at the best user experience. -Social Media Companies 🤦‍♂️
417
You’re dating a sub bottom who’s masquerading as a dom top 🙃
1
1
1
476
We are going to face fuck, doesn’t matter who sucks whom 😮
1
351
People be like I’m creating a world where no one has to defect and then spend their whole lives never exposing themselves to the vulnerability of a cooperate
224
Imagine the anxiety of pooping next to someone in a quiet bathroom. Now imagine doing that all night 😦
Ah this is how I work too and it gets to the point where I can’t sleep well with even my partner in the same room because I’m usually simulating them.
1
370
Looking away from the attractive man across the subway car, I keep the old lie that sexual desire is not the most powerful force in the universe.
2
204
Last night, in the strange place between awake and not, I believed that a meteor was going to wipe out all life on Earth. Terrified but with strong resolve, I decided not to board the spaceship of hopeful survivors, but wait here and die. And it felt good to have that clarity.
1
5
414
Most guys have no game. I can tell they want to have sex, but it feels like I have to do most of the work to create the comfortable container so we can get to it.
1
4
292
Ending each response with a question keeps the conversation going because otherwise they die with simple answers like “yup” or “oh haha”.
1
3
104
It’s ok to have a type. You don’t have to justify why you’re attracted to someone.
3
115