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payout cleared. $1,324.38 in my account.
i want to tell you what this actually is, and what it means to me.
i was bad at this for years. the guy chasing on sunday night to crawl back to breakeven from the afternoon losses (rarely made it back to breakeven)
the guy who thought he was one parlay away, and then he could start betting responsibly.
even when i started doing research instead of guessing, i had no idea what i was looking at, or what would even work (it wasn't the last 5 games, that's for sure)
i didn't get good because of a system i bought or a guy i followed. it started to click when i got honest with myself. tracked every bet. figured out what was working and what wasn't, then kept betting it until the sample was big enough to trust. flat units, +ev only, no hero bets. a parlay maybe 1 in every 100 bets.
it's not as fun as deciding "this guy's def going for 30" and sweating the game to see if you were right... but it works, and the numbers back it up.
this was never about proving i know ball. most people would rather be right and feed their ego. i'd rather make money in a sport i know nothing about.
then i found @playvo_us $275 for a shot at a $10,000 bankroll if i could pass their challenge. the kind of money i always figured a parlay would hand me one day. except this time the odds were greater than 1%.
27 days. 143 bets. every one a 1% unit. never touched a max bet. paid $275 to access the bankroll. requested my payout sept 7. money in my account sept 15.
is this a career? no idea. it's one cycle on a platform i don't control, and counterparty risk is always real, whether it's your money or not. what i do know is the system made $1,887 on $10,000 in under a month. 13.2% roi on every dollar bet. so i'm running it back. and again after that, for as long as i can.
cycle 2 is live. same account, same 1%. if you want to run one alongside me, code OUTSIDER gets you 10% off.
the green is glamorous. the grind is not. but you can't have one without the other. i did all of this with nobody watching. figured it was time to start posting, continue to hold myself accountable, and maybe save someone the years it took me.
this is just the beginning 🫡
funded account cycle 1 is officially closed.
finished at $11,887.68, up $1,887 on the $10,000. 4 more green days after i posted this. final record was 85-51-7 across 143 bets, every single one a 1% unit. never touched a max bet.
requested my payout on sept 7. $1,324.38, my 70% of the profit, sitting in pending right now. thats 4.8x the $275 entry fee. will post certificate when it clears.
worst case, it doesnt clear... that goes up here too.
cycle 2 started two days ago on the same account. no new fee, no reset, same 1% units. first NFL slate of the season lands this week, and this account is already live. ready for action.
if you want to start yours, playvo is bogo today only. code OUTSIDER for extra 10% off
(chart is my own bet log. pending screenshot is playvo's)
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promised the story on why i went dark. here it is.
quick context: i bet on a funded account. $10k that isn't mine, $275 eval fee was my only risk. hit the drawdown floor and the account is gone, and the floor rises with every new high.
two payouts in, $2,275.37 total, and this cycle started hot. new account high 5 days straight. peaked at $11,155, up over $1k in 9 days, already past my 10% monthly goal.
then i gave back almost $1k in 48 hours. not bad bets, just too many of them losing at once. still green on the cycle, and somehow one bet from losing the account.
so i stepped away. no betting, no twitter.
but funded accounts need activity, so i placed one small tennis bet to keep it alive.
it lost. $20 from breaching.
at that point any loss ends the account, $20 or the max. so if i was going out, i was going out swinging. hail mary. max bet.
by the grace of god, it hit (thank you, milwaukee bucks 2nd qtr over 26.5)
account's alive. and the worst week of my betting year cost me $0 out of pocket. on my own bankroll this story ends a lot differently.
plan now: keep it alive, lock the payout, then hammer nba next cycle and add more accounts.
the process is back on the menu boys.
promised the story on why i went dark. here it is.
quick context: i bet on a funded account. $10k that isn't mine, $275 eval fee was my only risk. hit the drawdown floor and the account is gone, and the floor rises with every new high.
two payouts in, $2,275.37 total, and this cycle started hot. new account high 5 days straight. peaked at $11,155, up over $1k in 9 days, already past my 10% monthly goal.
then i gave back almost $1k in 48 hours. not bad bets, just too many of them losing at once. still green on the cycle, and somehow one bet from losing the account.
so i stepped away. no betting, no twitter.
but funded accounts need activity, so i placed one small tennis bet to keep it alive.
it lost. $20 from breaching.
at that point any loss ends the account, $20 or the max. so if i was going out, i was going out swinging. hail mary. max bet.
by the grace of god, it hit (thank you, milwaukee bucks 2nd qtr over 26.5)
account's alive. and the worst week of my betting year cost me $0 out of pocket. on my own bankroll this story ends a lot differently.
plan now: keep it alive, lock the payout, then hammer nba next cycle and add more accounts.
the process is back on the menu boys.
wanted to update you guys on the funded account journey. cycle 2 payout hit my bank. $950.99, 13 days from request. slower than cycle 1 (8 days) but it landed.
you might've noticed i went dark this past week. something happened on this account i still haven't fully processed.
story soon.
genuinely how tf was that play ruled a turnover for the titans, but the jags punch out last week wasn’t? fannin didn’t even have control of the ball at any point
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He can hire me anytime and I guarantee you he will be the player we all would be proud to have on our team
personally think BTJ is done as a jag (his post rookie season stretch has been terrible, it's no secret)
however, i genuinely think he needs to seek out a performance coach. he has the physical tools to be a top WR… all of his problems right now are clearly mental
i hope for his sake he can turn it around. obv talented and seems like a good kid. i just don't think it happens in time for him to stay in duval
respect @AyooTexanNation for this, we all talk a lot of shit on here but at the end of the day it’s in the spirit of competition and love for our teams.
2 of the best squads in the league live in the AFC south. gonna be some fun matchups for years to come.
great game. texans are obv a top tier team. coulda gone either way.
but im not gonna pretend like they didn’t get bailed out by the refs the entire game. and thats not bias, thats facts.
IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE IS THAT NOT A FUMBLE. THE OFFICIATING IN THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLY BIASED THEIR NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
