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Reminiscing with my friend when I told her about the time I met @StephenChbosky and he signed what became one of my favourite books of all time! Honestly my most prized possession. (Also… how was that 23 years ago?!) #corememory #nycbookfair #theperksofbeingawallflower

I’m so fucking mad right now. Will Smith really crying on stage about abuse meanwhile not twenty minutes ago, he literally assaulted a man. Disgusting. He does not deserve an Oscar. Fuck this man honestly. #boycottwillsmith

Hey, @OutBlueGames - my husband and I just completed your game & had a blast, thank you! We just had a question, for the trophy 'Otherwordly Portal' - what was that video we saw? Wondering what Arcadia was! Gracias!

Today I brushed Daisy (who is in super summer molting mode) and then put the fluff from the brush back on her head. She looks like a certain someone, and so I call my masterpiece “Donald Grump”. #maketreatsgreatagain #daisylookslikedonaldtrump #nowondershehatesme #shesagrump

Hey @coreymarshallVO - why aren’t you on cameo.com? I wanted to buy a little message from you for my husband for his birthday! Ryo Hazuki is his fave and it’d be sweet if you asked hubby if he wanted to play a game of lucky hit with you! #howaboutagameofluckyhit

Hello Twitter. It’s been a while. I just bought a PS5. I am happy.

Two peas in a pad’s team mascot: Daisy! #SkyVIP

Yesssssss! Joseph takes on #MedevilRemake in a hilarious #playthrough. Check it out!

Ew what the actual fuck are plain digestives? 🤢

Honestly what is the point of wearing your headphones OVER your hat?? Surely that defeats the whole purpose as there is a woolly barrier between your ears and the music, making you put it louder so you can hear... and also forcing me to listen to your shitty taste. 😡

Hey, @david__cage, do you like my new tattoo? ☺️ #heavyrain #newink @Quantic_Dream

How you know you have reached adulthood: your husband asks you when Watchdog is on and you know the answer. #Watchdog #BBC

What did you do on your lunch break today? We went to the #strangerthings #scoopsahoy ice cream van on ours and it was awesome! instagram.com/p/BzvhPnQl-vjj…

My reaction to #hereditary? “LMAO what?!”

Erm @ODEONCinemas I thought that #ODEONScreamUnseen was never a sequel?? #letdown

.@TSB “we’re not like other banks” yeah because they actually work lmao

Thanks @VivaLewes for my super fun stocking of goodies that I won from the bauble trail on late night shopping!

We just bought our first real Christmas tree.. and it’s being delivered tomorrow!! So happy! #iknowwestillhaveawhiletogobut 🌲

But at least I have my bounty of sushi and sweet and sour chicken for dinner 😋 #imtryingtobehealthyiswear

I tried spin class for the first and last time tonight. #spinaintforme