I-83 lover || Washed DIII athlete || Aspiring Engineer || Landlord hater
Joined March 2020
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It feels like someone is smashing the sides of my head with bricks @nickickrose
Instagram sends me a notification that @wardamnbilly posted on his close friends story like twice a week, but nobody else. Why is this
BREAKING: Wet blanket @Vasilyevich88 tries to get rid of fun team bonding activity, accidentally creates a BIOHAZARD behind the 200 block of J street #pissbucket
Roommate asked me to stop at the store after the gym so I’m walking around giant absolutely drenched in sweat
Someone suggest a trio Halloween costume for me and @nickickrose and another friend. Alvin and the Chipmunks immediately disqualified
Discussion of AI going on during a section meeting and an older coworker (over 50) says he was using grok to help him do stuff at work
I drive 22 miles on the interstate to get to work every morning. How are there multiple accidents along this stretch genuinely every day
Robert “Red Rocket” Richardson retweeted
I regret to inform you all that our beloved @BWinchesterIV passed peacefully in his sleep tonight. His death occurred as a result of impacted colon due to his homosexual tendencies. He leaves behind absolutely nothing.
I took a horrible shot this weekend and @hazardpounder not only watched it happen but encouraged it
The most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen is in the gym at the same time as me this is what I live for
Requested 2026 version of a software at work last week. Didn’t get delivered. Re-opened my ticket and again requested 2026. They deliver me 2025 and 2027