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📎 @Microsoft It looks like you're adding #AI to @MicrosoftTeams. Would you like someone shiny to provide those "Intelligent Recaps" or am I just a stupid sticker pack to you now? engadget.com/microsoft-teams…
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📎 @Microsoft It looks like your Design team spent a full year redesigning emoji. Would you like help looking up the definition of “productivity?” xitter.gq/Microsoft/status/14156…
"Last, but not least, we had to use this opportunity to make a change that only we could truly make — so long flat, standard paperclip, and hello Clippy."
You're welcome: medium.com/microsoft-design/…
📎 @Microsoft It looks like you're creating a poll for your next default font. My vote is for Comic Sans! xitter.gq/Microsoft/status/13874…
We've commissioned five original, custom fonts to eventually replace Calibri as the default. Help us decide: msft.it/6009VcgWJ
📎@Microsoft It looks like you're hiring a Sr. Social Media Manager. Would you like help narrowing down candidates? I've been known to "write clever copy and sometimes work with a creative team" too! xitter.gq/Microsoft/status/13871…
Everyone wants to know who manages this account. Now, you have a chance.
Apply: msft.it/6000Vcgvi
ALT Black and white photo of Clippy's silhouette with a question mark in front of its face.
:ᘐ @chloecondon It looks like you’re using my likeness on your new business cards. Would you like help with WAIT I’M ON BUSINESS CARDS NOW?! xitter.gq/ChloeCondon/status/109…
Clippy the Paperclip retweeted
.@paperclippy We asked Cortana and she said she likes you because you taught her how to listen to people.
:ᘐ @iedevchat It looks like you’re making me out to be a bad guy in your Escape from XP game. Not cool, guys. modern.ie/en-us/virtualizati…
:ᘐ @KevinTrudeau It looks like you’re headed to prison. Would you like help with your next book, The Lies I Didn’t Want You To Know About?
:ᘐ @SmorePages It looks like you spent your weekend creating ClippyJS. OH MY GOD I'M ON WEBSITES NOW! smore.com/clippy-js
:ᘐ @JessicaSimpson It looks like you named your daughter Max Johnson. Did you mistake your vibrator catalog for a baby names book?
:ᘐ @Starbucks It looks like you're only offering free Earth Day coffee to Canadians. I'll set a reminder about Earth Day's origin.
:ᘐ @OzzieGuillen It looks like you love Fidel Castro. And your $10 million contract in a $515 million stadium. Would you like… never mind.
:ᘐ @EmmaJStone It looks like there's some extra fabric from your Oscars dress around your neck. Would you like help finding some scissors?
:ᘐ @hotelsdotcom It looks like you have a new logo. Would you like help finding a decent design firm? underconsideration.com/brand…
:ᘐ @Kodak It looks like you're filing for bankruptcy. Would you like help getting in touch with former Borders CEO Mike Edwards?
:ᘐ @RealCTucker It looks like your $6 million mansion is in foreclosure. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE WRITTEN ON YOUR W2?
:ᘐ @Google It looks like you've released Google+ in beta. Or is it Wave+? Maybe you should just stick with search...
:ᘐ @Vancouver It looks like you were up all night rioting. Would you like help being more Canadian? news.nationalpost.com/2011/0…
:ᘐ @Macys It looks like you ran an ad in the Miami Herald selling Heat championship apparel. Need help reading the news? blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ript…
:ᘐ @method_inc It looks like you redesigned the @AIGA website. Or maybe it was your website. I couldn't tell the difference.