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PaperHandsHQ retweeted
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Looks like people are starting to realize that a network that sits at the center of AI model pre-training and inference only trades at such a discount to its peers because it has a token (which btw accrues all value and free cash flow), and it probably shouldn’t be priced that way.
$GRASS up from $190M to $750M fully diluted valuation since just February.
Exa valued at $2.2B
Parallel Web Systems at $2B
Firecrawl undisclosed valuation at last $75M raise (likely multi-billion dollar valuation)
PaperHandsHQ retweeted
The world’s largest phone maker is putting Solana in its wallet. Samsung Wallet is getting USDC cross-border payments, BNY opened SOL custody, Securitize brought U.S. stocks onchain, and blocks got 2x faster underneath.
Here’s everything that shipped:
📰 Headline News
- Samsung partnered with Solana to bring USDC cross-border payments via Samsung Wallet
- 200ms slot targets went live on Solana mainnet-beta, completing @anza_xyz’s SIMD-0525 rollout
- @SolanaFndn launched Solana DvP, open-source delivery-versus-payment settlement for institutions, built with input from J.P. Morgan
- BNY expanded its digital asset custody to the EU under MiCA, offering institutional custody for SOL
- @Securitize launched Securitize Stocks on Solana, bringing 1:1 share-backed U.S. equities onchain
- @orca_so and @Loopscale combined as @formation_so, putting issuance, trading and credit on one set of rails
📰 Launches
- @kamino launched the Apyx Market, enabling USDC borrowing and leveraged yield strategies against preferred equity-backed apyUSD
- @MarinadeFinance launched Marinade Borrow, enabling users to borrow USDC or SOL directly against staked SOL without unstaking
- @DGLD_Official brought MKS PAMP’s tokenized gold, available to 1M+ @SwissBorg users with @ArrakisFinance liquidity
- @AgantFinance made its institutional-grade pound sterling stablecoin GBPA available on Solana
- @Helium partnered with grocery co-op Wakefern Food Corp to offload carrier cellular traffic onto Wi-Fi
- @MeteoraAG unveiled DLMM Pro with fully customizable market configurations for token launches
- @sanctumso shipped swSOL, a wrapped SOL asset
- @nansen_ai previewed autonomous AI agents that research and execute onchain trades
- @ZetaChain demonstrated Anuma Nearby, which uses private AI memory to connect people nearby
- @grass debuted its Contents API, turning any public URL into clean, model-ready text for AI agents
- @PayAINetwork and @BlockRunAI shipped batch @x402 payments on Solana to settle multiple API calls in a single transaction
- @altitude integrated Altitude Accounting with Xero for direct transaction ledger mapping
- $EWZ ETF and $RACE shares went live on Solana via @sunrise, issued by @Backpack Securities
- $WLD, $SHIB, and $VVV went live on Solana via @sunrise
- @backabledotbiz launched Backable, a frontier fundraising platform built by @MetaDAOProject
- @scoutfinance_ launched its social investing app on iOS and Android
- @DualMintRWA tokenized a fleet of 200 physical claw machines on Solana
- @comicbookhq launched its DC Comics collectibles gacha machine featuring vintage and modern grails
- @MapleMarketApp introduced tokenized Canadian maple syrup on Solana powered by @BAXUSco and @SuperteamCAN
- @2WA_Official launched the first market-neutral fund built on USDGO, live for professional investors in Hong Kong via @osldotcom
- @SolanaFndn released Microscope, an open-source monitoring and alerting tool for Solana programs and Squads multisigs
- @jtx_trade revealed plans for a mobile app alongside equities and perps trading features
- @galileowilson won @joinfrontier’s Singapore edition and heads to finale at Breakpoint, with a Porsche 911 GT3 RS on the line
- @TrustWallet expanded its 0% swap fee campaign on Solana to cover SOL, wSOL, and five stablecoins
- @USDC Bridge added Solana support, enabling direct USDC transfers between Solana and 18 ecosystems
📰 Milestones
- Stablecoin-holding addresses on Solana topped a record 14M
- Solana hit 1.88M daily active addresses, a 13-month high
- Stablecoin card spend on Solana crossed $1B all-time
- Solana’s tokenized equities have grown to over 2,000 products
- @leaps_finance crossed $100K in options sold during its beta, paying sellers upfront yield on SOL, cbBTC, and USDC
- @ImperialPerps’ ARMADA prop AMM surpassed $14.1M in notional volume in 7 days
- @hylo_so crossed $44M in combined open interest across $xSOL, $xBTC, and $xHYPE
- @xStocksFi hit $2.4B in monthly volume, up 28x year over year
35 DAYS TILL BREAKPOINT
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PaperHandsHQ retweeted
Papertrade is live on Bankr.
Trade BTC and ETH perps from chat or X, up to 1000x. Bankr runs your take profit and stop loss (best-effort) and stakes the PAPER your losses mint to earn USDC.
> pay with any token
> hedged PAPER farm routine
bankr.bot/papertrade
PaperHandsHQ retweeted
deployed Q-Day contract address is 0x87300B5943FeD989069C9256fA41B1a223594Ba3
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view token: bankr.bot/terminal/trade?out…
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PaperHandsHQ retweeted
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PaperHandsHQ retweeted
i'm extremely bullish on the amount of capital that's going to move onchain this cycle
stablecoins, RWAs and tokenized assets are bringing new liquidity into crypto, and that creates a much bigger opportunity for developers to build around speculation
that's why i keep coming back to MemeFi
memes already have the attention and communities, but adding financial products, new mechanics and creative ways to speculate around them opens up a lot more possibilities
i expect some of the strongest opportunities this cycle to come from projects that combine both
PaperHandsHQ retweeted
Samsung 🤝 Solana. Money that never closes.
“It has to be fast, payments that take seconds, not days. It has to be low cost, a fraction of a penny, whether it’s a coffee or a salary sent back home. And it has to never close. No weekends, no bank holidays, no cutoff times."
"That’s what Solana has built and delivered for Samsung, and it’s why networks like Visa already settle on it.”
PaperHandsHQ retweeted
Toly says he wants Solana to win all trading
“My goal is to see the percentage of market share that Solana has on perps just grow month over month, year over year”
“I want Solana to win in all trading. Anything that has to do with trading, I want it to be on Solana and I want it to grow year over year”
@toly @FundstratDirect
Join me on the Jumper waitlist. waitlist.jumper.xyz/r/JMP-AC…
PaperHandsHQ retweeted
Base had everything.
- Low fees.
- Great vibes.
- A growing reef.
But something was missing...
A hero.
Then a whale found a golden medallion.
BLU - Episode 0: THE CALL is live. 🐋
highlight.xyz/mint/019fcc73-…
- Free mint.
- 1 per wallet.
- 3 days only.
Become an OG of the reef.
Base finally found its hero.
🤖 Made with AI
PaperHandsHQ retweeted
A good meme gets attention.
A good story keeps people around.
Curious to see where @blubasereef takes this. 🐋 🔵
PaperHandsHQ retweeted
Most meme coins stop at a logo.
$BLU is trying to build something people can actually follow week after week.
That's the best part of @blubasereef . 🐋🔵
PaperHandsHQ retweeted
9/ .@base gave us one of the fastest and cheapest places to build in crypto.
Now it's time it got its own hero.
Episode 1 is coming soon.
Follow along so you don't miss the beginning.
Stay based. 🐋🔵
bluonbase.fun
PaperHandsHQ retweeted
8/ Whalenomics. Simple.
- 1,000,000,000 $BLU
- Fair launch
- No presale
- 0% team allocation
- 0/0 tax
- LP locked
- 10% community airdrop, locked for 30 days
Plankton → Fish → Dolphin → Whale.
Your tier gives you voting power on the story.
No burning required.
