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you can’t give it to ‘em dry like that, you gotta get that shit wet first ig: chriss_0213

Joined July 2011
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Me the second I hear something buzzing by my ear
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Yo este fin:
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the one airpod in my ear while my mom is giving a lecture
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currently
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Aw man
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Y’all wrong for this 😂😂
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Me drunk and suicidal waiting for the Uber
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me hitting “notify anyway” when their do not disturb is on
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When you're taking a shower and you close your eyes.
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good morning ladies of twitter
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raven and chelsea walked so rosalía could run
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I be like “why is god giving me his hardest battles” and the battle is having to go to work tomorrow
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don’t be the bigger person today, be the problem
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when I send you this “🍓🍓🍾😜💃🏾” it means:
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“if you don’t like america then leave.”
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forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up
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real 💯💯
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pinche vida culera por eso uno se droga y se vuelve alcoholico
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I SAID we supposed to be saving our money!!!
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I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
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