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i am wifies. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍──── anonymous﹒ #factorytwt; report submission : https://xitter.gq/t.co/zaOr7O1Yhg

Joined February 2026
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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍──── you aren't me﹒ but i am you﹒
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The gang’s back together!!!
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【 unnoticed. w/ @directorfied. 】 author has put his phone—screen down—onto the table. he knew he couldn't hide it. hiding the fact that the near death experience did leave something in him to be terrified. it's in human's nature after all, to fear death. ...
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the fear was the final straw. his nerves has been slowly frying over the work chat's conversations and speed, including that he was, well, there. in the middle of the crowd, handling out pocky packs. maybe he was drained, and failing to be present further. ...
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either way, it wasn't looking good for the author as he can feel himself becoming more distant in his consciousness, watching everything - himself - behind a glass wall.
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hH ello? Can yYou Hear Me? I tTook Over His sSystems I Don't kKnow For How lLong Though... ... tThank You For Finding Those kKeys iIve Missed yYou All sSo Much... ( 〃 . _ . ̥〃) ...And My Friend iIm Sorry But I Want to Be Free
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using the same mspaint canvas for different drawings is so funny. awesome gay polycule, evil and intimidating buttercup))
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i can just leave the pocky here and go back to the office.. this is tiring.
how annoying. no wonder why i never bothered to stay in a groupchat.
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how annoying. no wonder why i never bothered to stay in a groupchat.
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i am at the cafe with the director and a box of pocky. each clone is only allowed one pack of pocky, flavor of their own choosing. do not attempt to take two.
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⸜( ˶>ᴗ<˶)⸝♡
I'm playing in da snow
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kinda swap au but wifies still dies anyway(?) #wifiesfanart #Parrotx2fanart #odysseyduo
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"Beware of the moest voidling ever" @nuIIfies, your subordinates are here. you might want to bring them home. lurkingauthor.straw.page
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"beware of a two-faced man with silver eye 👻" who? nullfies? lurkingauthor.straw.page
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ALL FOR WIFIES
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he's not dead, what is this misinformation spreading.
I'm crying. I just realized stalkerfies is dead LMAO. SLEDGEHAMMER UR MY GOAT.
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【 handcuffs. w/ @directorfied. 】 author sighed loudly, putting his phone down in exasperation after the discussion with his- the director. it was almost stupid, silly even but he was still on low energy to do much. the man sat up, and his dress ruffled along as well. ...
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he had these in stored, just in case. one could never know when these items are of used. and today, apparently he has found a use for them. a pair of handcuffs, he took it out of a box he stored deep inside of a cabinet. ...
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it was harder to pry them out when he was in such a delicate dress. now if he remembered how to do this correctly... the author made his way back to the director, handcuffs plain in sight and he held out his gloved hand, demanding the other's hand without using his voice.
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i am trying on a.. particular dress, recommended by buttercup.
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anon. \ updating the docs now (still refusing to do factory areas /silly) reminder to #factorytwt that you can apply as working clones or other visible roles in the table. just tell me in dms or replies, i'll get to you asap.
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