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The Cynic

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Footy and athletics fan! #MUFC . Facts don't discriminate

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Joined May 2021
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Spends more time complaining about Russian players instead of playing actual tennis 😂😂. Thank you Mira Andreeva for saving tennis 🎾
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The church guy's mother failed her son 😭. @Shadaya_Knight
🅱️abygirl4️⃣life🔱🔱 (@praiseoghrebg) profile picture🅱️abygirl4️⃣life🔱🔱
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That transformation is unreal...
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Still waiting for the parody version. This is brilliant 👏 @bighskitz on tiktok
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Donnaruma and Martinez are the most overrated goalkeepers in world football and we all know why
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoNov 9
🚨🗳️ OFFICIAL: FIFPRO votes for goalkeepers. David Raya won with 51.9% of the votes. Courtois and Dibu Martínez 2nd and 3rd. 🇪🇸 Yashin Trophy winner Unai Simón ends 7th. Special 9th position for Vozinha. 🇨🇻
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This guy is the biggest racist in the world
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskNov 10
Replying to @EndWokeness
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Not calling Palmer and Mainoo just proves this coach is not ready to win anything 😂. Good luck
England (@England) profile pictureEngland
@EnglandNov 6
For the final time in 2026… 🥁 Your #ThreeLions squad for November camp! 🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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😂😂everyone , we gonna eat good next year!!
Letsile Tebogo (@tebogo_letsile_) profile pictureLetsile Tebogo
@tebogo_letsile_Nov 5
The 2027 season is coming, and the battle is already on. Always respect to @kenny_bednarek, @LylesNoah but you better be ready to chase 🔋
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Only Mainoo or Cunha deserves this btw
The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) profile pictureThe Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXNov 3
🚨🏆 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Bruno Fernandes has won the MOTM for his performance vs. Roma. He took this selfie with his iPhone 17 pro max 2tb.
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Grimsby or Fleetwood town , which loss is worse?@grok
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These photos have one thing in common. Why do black athletes never learn?
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So their "irrefutable " evidence was refuted before and their only argument is " oh , you guys didn't look hard enough"? 🤣🤣
Telegraph Football (@TeleFootball) profile pictureTelegraph Football
@TeleFootballOct 16
Manchester City’s claim to have “irrefutable evidence” that will overturn their guilty verdict on appeal is based on a trove of emails, letters and bank statements. A re-examination of Abu Dhabi government documents, receipts and testimony from 24 witnesses – all of which the club believe were wrongly dismissed at the original hearing – will be central in attempts to force a full or partial acquittal or retrial, according to people familiar with the case. @Tom_Morgs breaks down City's 'irrefutable evidence' ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Sack Carrick tomorrow. I am positive these players dont even run in training. Wtf is this??
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So Brighton Munich just casually won 5-0 . Clapped United and Arsenal all in one week?
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Watching Luke Shaw should be some sort of prison sentence
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Melissa just whooped both Alfred and Shacarri. When are people gonna stop disrespecting the GOAT 🐐 MJW.
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There are more than 30 countries with KFC in Africa btw
Amiri King (@AmiriKing) profile pictureAmiri King
@AmiriKingAug 18
They opened a KFC in Africa and it goes exactly how you think it would. I’m not even making this up.
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This is too easy for Mirra , does the Ukrainian girl even want to play or ...😳 its like a training session for Andreeva
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wta (@WTA) profile picturewta
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Authority on Court 👊 Oleksandra Oliynykova defeats Kalieva 6-4, 6-1. #CincyTennis
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The Expanse is some of the best television I've seen in years !
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Show me Anderson or Declan making even one foreard run like this for england and I'll deactivate😂. Come home Mainoo !
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Melissaaaa 🤩 . This is just the start!!
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@amberjainay you gonna say something about the queen?
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