ik im not around anymore but its my birthday so i wanted to remind yall i exist still and miss you.
also i made this thing. ok bye 🫧
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weird way to demonstrate that by quote tweeting my replies instead of just stopping the conversation
Replying to @BodreroMichael
feels like you're doing it in bad faith and putting all of the onus on the receiver of any message at any time rather than a communicator who is intentionally being cruel.
if you're not doing that, then it would seem we agree.
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if any of my friends or mutuals were close with @hushed_puppy
think good thoughts for him. i'm thinking them for you 💕
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[year 2039]
me: back in my day we socialized with actual people
my son: ugh gross mom
my sons ai best friend: ugh gross
me: truth or dare
former president george w bush: truth
me: who did 9/11
former president george w bush:
i stfg
Twitter's new privacy policy takes effect on 29 September
It gives X the right to use your posts - including DMs - & all your data - including phone, email, biometrics (e.g. face scans & eye scans) to train their AI & to share with any partner X wants👇
xitter.gq/en/privacy
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me: wow must be nice to be humanized all the time
men: sorry, cant hear you over all these rights and privileges we have.
me:
men: slut.
manly looking man: what's your type, babe?
me: men who look like lesbians :/
manly looking man: *visibly furious*
be cool if y'all could stop arguing over who is deserving of respect, dignity, and personhood and just like. mind ur own business ??
(attn: bigots)
absolutely obsessed and in love with my friends. platonically. platonically in love. platonically smooching my friends. platonically in love and smooching and obsessed with my friends in a v platonic way
putting blu- otherrr apps'... drafts in twit- ... X because other apps don't have drafts yet.
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