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Anya Taylor-JOI

@parmetheus

I've never been skydiving but I do fall down a lot. @belowparmetheus - weird stupid horny alt for stupid horny weirdos MDNI, I don't value your opinions.

 Singapore, mostly.
bandcamp.com/parmetheus
Joined July 2012
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In hindsight, I should have realised I was bi when I named my penis 'Marlena'.
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I'm not PLAYING grab-ass, I'm WINNING grab-ass. Bitch.
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One time a girl tried to stick a jar of peanut butter on my dick and i was like, no I need that for breakfast
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Her pussy was trash But I Was a raccoon
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Women love me because I'm shaped like a 1940s cookie jar and I squint a lot
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But am I drunk enough to unleash my stupidest drafts
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My thigh muscles have gotten bigger the last couple weeks and my best jeans are struggling to keep up
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Torture your subs by tying them up and making them wait while their doordash gets cold outside
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I drafted a series of tremendous drunk tweets the other day and I don't know when to unleash them
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It should not be this difficult to find coffee-scented lube
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Anya Taylor-JOI@parmetheus25 May 2025
When you go to thirst-follow someone and discover that they're really into golf
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Anya Taylor-JOI@parmetheusOct 22
Hope is temporary, This Ass is eternal
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Starting a Throne to use as a wedding registry
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Anya Taylor-JOI@parmetheusOct 22
Don't mind me I'm just Craving Attention
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I love when my friends make me the adjudicator of their sexual disputes.
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I have an uncanny natural talent for hiding in the background of group selfies #born2skulk
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Shit is nuts, it just keeps going
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Decided to put away twitter for a while and read a book
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Decided to put away twitter for a while and read a book
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Going to DM tits to myself and see if it catches on
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what if everything that's gone wrong in my life is because I've been using the wrong lucky number
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Anya Taylor-JOI@parmetheusSep 9
Blurring the crack on all my butt pics and then pretending it's just like that.
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