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Joined December 2011
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“Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration”
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Whenever Wike or any of them want to drag each other, they talk about how they steal/how much they stole etc Peter Obi is the only politician whose criticism starts & ends at “he’s pretending”.
"He [Rotimi Amaechi] came and said he was going to fumigate Rivers State. He paid 10 million U.S. dollars. If you allow him to be Vice President, will he fumigate Nigeria too?" FCT Minister Nyesom Wike has questioned how much was spent on projects during Rotimi Amaechi’s time as Rivers State governor.
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Replying to @ChristianShikor
me after saying greta gerwig
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Why do most defenders aim high for penalties?
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Chess. Com would be like ‘yay, you have a brilliant move’ and then you review it then they’ll be like ‘sike’.
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i ignored that lil smell cuz i liked you
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not exaggerating when i say it's deeply unsettling witnessing your parents get into adult cocomelon (AI vertical dramas).
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If your water tank is leaking, the water supply is unreliable, and you have water thieves around you, tackle each problem sequentially and logically, addressing the most critical issue first, like a rational person who knows how to prioritize and solve problems efficiently.
do we have a spending problem, yep do we have a revenue problem, also yes do we have a corruption problem, yes.
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A poor country should not be creating the richest politicians on the planet. Untenable. Simple as that.
You can be against the current administration and still understand that Nigeria is a poor country. Those are not conflicting positions.
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Already argued this with you once. A poor country cannot have the richest politicians!!! It should be impossible, anything else is just dishonesty
You can be against the current administration and still understand that Nigeria is a poor country. Those are not conflicting positions.
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Why is Christopher Nolan reporting on Man United?
BREAKING: Manchester United head coach Michael Carrick and captain Bruno Fernandes have met face-to-face to clear the air, with both men vowing to refocus their efforts on turning United’s season around 🚨
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It’s called “thrusting your hard penis into a firm, barely compromising mattress” and if you can’t discern *within* your first experiment with it that it’s obviously not sustainable long term then you kinda deserve the fucked up dick.
crazy how there’s a wrong way to masturbate and if nobody stops you you kinda fuck up your dick forever
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soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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‘It’s going to be a burst’ ‘This lineup is insane’ ‘If you miss it sorry’ Meanwhile they played at your last two events, absolutely nothing to look forward to, And I can bet I know their song arrangements. Miss me with that bs.
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Non-APC young people, we’ve organised before. #EndSARS was an example of what we can do together and for each other. That’s the energy we need for these elections. Only this time, many thanks to the shege BAT has shown everyone, we’re not alone anymore. Everybody is tired.
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Tinubu really said “if i don’t give you light, don’t vote for me” he didn’t give light and instead, he went to install solar in aso rock & went COMPLETELY off grid and people still support this satanic devil
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Why dem go put yam inside your chicken pie?
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Nigeria is too broke to subsidize healthcare, education, electricity, too broke to subsidize anything that will benefit citizens but there’s always money for the enjoyment of APC members.
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