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You're telling me they don't have The Simpsons? No DreamWorks? No Nintendo? no NOTHING?
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my phone just glitched and this image of luigi randomly slid in on my screen with this music in the background i'm actually dying laughing i wish i was recording it but i did my best to recreate it here
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On Friday I got 36 spam calls with an identical A.I. voicemail about health insurance. But I just discovered that one of them didn't play the auto-voicemail, and I shit you not, I got to hear several men in a call center having a spirited discussion about Toy Story 3.
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when i was a kid I heard that if you kept your fists clenched that was a sign you jerked off a lot and so i saw this render of mario a lot and it made me scared that mario jerked off and it made me feel very sexually nervous
















































