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@patchcomedy310

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฐ โ˜˜๏ธ with CP & epilepsy laughing through ableism! Booking info: https://xitter.gq/t.co/b2nsUrJvGI

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@espnSep 10
Barry Melrose, the former NHL player and coach who was a beloved, longtime hockey analyst for ESPN, died Wednesday, his wife, Cindy, told ESPN's Steve Levy. He was 70. spr.ly/6015BGKJ0b
Barry Melrose, former coach and beloved ESPN hockey analyst, dies at 70

Barry Melrose, former coach and beloved ESPN hockey analyst, dies at 70

Barry Melrose, a former NHL player and coach who was a beloved, longtime hockey analyst for ESPN, has died, his wife, Cindy, told ESPN's Steve Levy.

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Chris is my NFL brother, but more importantly, he is my fellow human. When ALS enters your life, it is a relentless tsunami. I want Chris and his family to know they are not alone. We are here for him.โ€จ Every person living with ALS has a story, a family, a purpose, and a future that matters. Chris has spent his life showing strength, speed, and heart. Now he and everyone diagnosed with ALS deserve all of that strength, heart, and urgency returned to them.
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Jack Hughes for the gold.
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THROWBACK: When Lee Corso said โ€œAH F*CK ITโ€ live on College GameDay ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iconic moment. Hell of a career Lee has had.
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"The Best Damn Band in the Land" spelling out Coach Corso's name ๐Ÿฅน
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โ€œWhat makes Lee special, is that he listens- REALLY listens- when you come to him with something on your mind, then gives sincere advice. How often does that happen, in this day and age?โ€ โ€” @KirkHerbstreit, on longtime @CollegeGameDay teammate Lee Corso. Lesson for us all๐Ÿ™
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@espn19 Aug 2025
Hosting his first SportsCenter in 22 years, @richeisen took time to remember and honor his friend Stuart Scott โค๏ธ
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A LOT can change in 6 months
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Yes, this is real life.
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Locked in ๐Ÿ”’
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I just signed my extension with the Lakers. Excited to keep working to bring championships to LA and make Laker Nation proud. Grateful to the Lakers, my teammates and all the fans whoโ€™ve shown so much love since day one. This is just the beginning. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’›
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BREAKING: Los Angeles Lakers All-NBA star Luka Doncic has signed a three-year, $165 million maximum contract extension with the franchise, with a player option in 2028, agent Bill Duffy of WME Basketball told ESPN.
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I still need that ROY you stole from me Ichiro ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@snyyankees27 Jul 2025
Ichiro thanked the Yankees in his Hall of Fame speech: "I know you guys are really here today for CC, but that's okay. He deserves your love." ๐Ÿ˜‚ (via @MLBNetwork)
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Ichiro mentions the one writer out of 394 that did not vote for him
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@espn27 Jul 2025
Ichiro Suzuki becomes the first Japanese-born player to be inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame ๐Ÿ‘
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Ichiro Suzuki: "3,000 hits or 262 hits in one season are achievements recognized by the writers. Well, all but one of you. And by the way, the offer for that writer to have dinner at my home has now expired." โšพ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽ™๏ธ#MLB #HallofFame
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@awfulannouncing23 Jan 2025
Ichiro Suzuki wants to have a โ€˜good chatโ€™ with lone Hall of Fame voter who snubbed him ow.ly/OYfQ105XIfZ
Ichiro Suzuki wants to have a 'good chat' with lone Hall of Fame voter who snubbed him

Ichiro Suzuki wants to have a 'good chat' with lone Hall of Fame voter who snubbed him

Ichiro Suzuki, denied unanimous Hall of Fame induction by one vote, extended an olive branch to the lone dissenting voter.

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Carsten Charles Sabathia: Hall of Famer ๐Ÿ”ฅ
CC Sabathia with his HOF plaque after his induction ceremony.

ALT CC Sabathia with his HOF plaque after his induction ceremony.

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@CC_Sabathia27 Jul 2025
OFFICIALLY A FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER!!!
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OFFICIALLY A FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER!!!
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OFFICIAL: Heโ€™s a Laker ๐Ÿ’œ
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BREAKING: Marcus Smart has agreed to a contract buyout with the Washington Wizards and intends to sign a two-year, $11 million deal with the Los Angeles Lakers after clearing waivers, sources tell ESPN. A return to a grand stage for the 2022 NBA Defensive Player of the Year.
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