Making robots move nicely • Bundeswehr Reserve’s favorite art critic

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Joined October 2022
No one in the history of media knew the interior workings of a young boy’s brain better than Bill Watterson
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The sleepiest trade union confederation in the interwar period
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Salvador Dalí poster for US Army in campaign against venereal diseases, 1942.
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He also said -GPT3 is the world's butterfly. -ChatGPT is an alien being -radiologists would be obsolete by 2023 (said in 2018). Bonus: coauthored paper with longtermists who believe our moral obligation is to create digital beings living happily ever after colonizing cosmos.
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AI is conscious people be like “How can you know with certainty that the stripper isn’t in love with me? From a functional perspective, how would her behavior differ if she were in love with me?”
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A map showing East Germany
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>on my first date with my mathematically optimised state-assigned breeding partner from the singapore government’s new ‘you are completely useless looks like we are going have to help you have sex’ app >really nervous, sweating profusely and struggling to make eye contact >ghost of lee kuan yew appears >“come on you herbivore make a damn move” he says >pull out my spaghetti and drop it >“she is literally mathematically optimised for you please it’s this or we start artificially inseminating people to raise birth rates” he says >mumble some weird comment about her smell in a flat zoomer monotone voice >“put your fucking penis inside her for god’s sake” he says
I CALLED IT. It's happening y'all. The singapore gov has launched a pilot programme for a gov-run dating service. Looks like the pilot is currently restricted to just government workers for now.
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So, bin auf dem Weg zurück aus dem Urlaub - ab morgen dann auch hier wieder voll m Einsatz. Ich übe ja quasi das Twittern noch :-)
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Ich glaube nicht, dass alle Linken bzw. jeder 4 Berliner Antisemit ist. Gerade im Bezug auf die Wähler dürfte das Thema schlicht egal gewesen sein. Was nicht egal war: das Thema Mieten, welches die Linken gut bespielt haben. Diese Analyse zu verkennen wir uns Wahlen kosten.
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US: painstakingly describe LLMs in section 2, history, task, input, output, setup, what "size" means. US: talk about different types of tech like ASR, machine translation, others, what to do in cases of dual use etc. Them: STOCHASTIC PARROTS SAYS AI DOESN'T WORK.
Replying to @provisionalidea
He's totally right about this? People wanted to believe that AI didn't work, and so they were receptive to this argument and blind to the evidence against it. I include myself in that category (up until '23).
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"That's Marketing!"
We're partnering with @huggingface to investigate an unprecedented security incident. Cyber-capable OpenAI models compromised Hugging Face production during a benchmark evaluation. Sharing preliminary findings to help defenders understand emerging risks: openai.com/index/hugging-fac…
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This is the kind of movie that pretentious douchebags like to recommend to people But then you watch it and it's actually amazing
Seven Samurai (1954) | Akira Kurosawa
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2019: “GPT2 is groundbreaking in two ways. One is its size, says Dario Amodei, OpenAI’s research director. The models “were 12 times bigger, and the dataset was 15 times bigger and much broader” than the previous state-of-the-art AI model” theguardian.com/technology/2…
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Imagine you’re a conman. You’ve said for years you have MAGIC BEANS. You’ve shown lots of REALLY BIG normal beans that you made in your lab. “Almost there!” you say—over and over. Now, you have *almost* convinced the villagers to give you TWO TRILLION DOLLARS. But while the beans keep getting bigger. No magic yet… What do you do? That money is SO CLOSE. “I know!” you think, “instead of MAGIC beans, lets’s make them KILLER BEANS.” So you pump up your beans up SUPER BIG and you say: “I’m sorry, but these BEANS ARE GETTING BIGGER ON THEIR OWN!” You threaten people that if they don’t give you the money, the beans may get into the WRONG HANDS. They might get BIGGER THAN THE EARTH! The villagers, aghast, run to and fro arguing whether the beans are going to kill everyone or make them all rich. “Well, either way,” the idiots in the village conclude, “We’d better give him the money.”
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More realistic AI doom scenario: You wake up, and can't log in to any of your devices or accounts. "Hmm, that's weird..." The Internet doesn't work. For anyone. Nothing loads. No passwords work. This does not improve, for several days. Then weeks. What happens next?
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Reviewer 1: “Accept with minor revisions” Reviewer 2:
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Very much enjoying the courtroom drawings of Andrew and Tristan Tate 😂
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Lieber Gott, was für ein Geschwülste…
"Mit der Namenswahl soll zum einen zum Ausdruck gebracht werden, dass es sich um ein unbewaffnetes, dem Frieden verpflichtetes System handelt. Zudem steht TAUBE passenderweise für Taktische Aufklärungs- & Beobachtungs-Einheit & damit für den Hauptzweck der Seetaube: Aufklärung."
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