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I do not have the makings of a varsity athlete

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Unfortunately “I’ve kept far more promises than I made” is a banger
Bulwark Clips (@BulwarkClips) profile pictureBulwark Clips
@BulwarkClipsNov 2
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ً (@DROWNlNGMAN) profile pictureً@DROWNlNGMAN12h
Jesús Owono who legit killed someone on the pitch versus Donnarumma on a random early kick-off
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rawan@xwwrxNov 2
الحياة لما كان جوال امك هو جوالك
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I would have put him back on all fours and ran over him again and again just to make sure.
Sarah🍁 (@Sra_az) profile pictureSarah🍁
@Sra_azNov 2
انتھائی غیر مناسب حرکت جان بھی جاسکتی تھی فوری گرفتار کرکے سخت سزا دینی چاہیے۔
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@SarkariDJ14h
Takeover has started meanwhile its one of the common practices to hire CEO,COO like these who ACTUALLY know what they are doing and have experience in this. Look at other airlines, who are expanding and see how they operate. You guys deserve retired fojis in top posts and bithc and moan about how your incompetent asses could not get anything yourselves.
Sara N (@SaraNajmaii) profile pictureSara N
@SaraNajmaii17h
The take over has started.... Pakistan will eventually own nothing but debt
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김크립토 (@Toby_AgwaB) profile picture김크립토
@Toby_AgwaBNov 3
일본에서 유행하는 어깨빵 안당하는법
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일본에서 유행하는 어깨빵 안당하는법
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I use such sheets for budgeting and daily tasks.. will do it for a PHD when and if the time comes ✌️
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Ajeeb mulk hai. Tax akatha nahi hota, bijli manage nahi hoti, kharchay qaboo me nahi atay, lekin bumb say safe hain
Zard si Gana (@ZardSi) profile pictureZard si Gana
@ZardSiNov 2
🚨🇵🇰🇨🇳 BREAKING Pakistan and China are the only countries in Asia most prepared in case of a nuclear strike in the region, with India likely being the least prepared.
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To agay say unko jugtain kara do
Nahool (@perzhiana) profile pictureNahool@perzhianaNov 2
Northern Pakistanis being racist towards those from central and southern Pakistan is nothing new. Mocking their skin tone while their own sweat smells like 10 dead cows is ironic.
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Bc rolay waley plaat per mulk bna lia 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
South Asia Index (@SouthAsiaIndex) profile pictureSouth Asia Index
@SouthAsiaIndexNov 2
As Trump reportedly considers nuclear strike on Iran, here is the map of where the nuclear storm will head: Most affected countries: ◾Iran ◾ Pakistan ◾India ◾ Afghanistan
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More like this
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 1
every significant American election be like
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Gas disruptions have shut two urea plants, and Parliament has been told of a fertiliser shortfall exceeding 200,000 tonnes. The Gulf crisis is reaching our farms. Energy security is also food security.
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Gonna have to walk on egg shells for 4 months
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The whole arranged marriage narrative is so lame and outdated now. Most people are talking, meeting & getting to know each other beforehand anyway. Chemistry & comfort are usually already there. Pata nahi itna shocking kia hai, lol.
𝑨𝒚𝒆𝒔𝒉𝒂 (@uglybutterfly01) profile picture𝑨𝒚𝒆𝒔𝒉𝒂@uglybutterfly01Nov 1
Once I worked at a bridal saloon and I was traumatizied. Women who used to come to get vaalima makeover after their barat day, had those marks all over their neck and they still were talking so confidently 😭😭 NEVER AGAIN 🙏🏻
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Tired of this fucking job man. Love the environment but i can't overwork myself and put myself in so much risk..
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@SarkariDJNov 1
Maaf krdo bhai. The refineries have pocketed so much in this war that even if they sell at a loss for a year now, they will have no impact. Let the people have a marginally low fuel price for a day
Azeem Bilwani (@AzeemBilwani) profile pictureAzeem Bilwani@AzeemBilwaniOct 31
Reducing petrol prices through a cut in Petroleum Levy may sound like good news for consumers. But have we considered who ultimately bears the cost? Let’s break down what a Rs 14.71/litre reduction in Petroleum Levy actually means for Pakistan’s domestic refining industry. 1/7
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These words have been said for the first time in human history.
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sigmahed 🇵🇸 (@vibeistani) profile picturesigmahed 🇵🇸@vibeistaniOct 31
She only wants me for my pakistani citizenship
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TL par jidhar jao Omar Abdullah hi dikhta hai
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Michael Olise is in Bigg Boss????
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