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Don't tell @arost154 bc I'm pretty sure his wife is giving birth right now but we're publishing his debut book. It's available for preorder right now from our webstore, too. Nice
I would def try to promote our books with big fancy famous social media influencers if i didnt think I was above them all morally
When autographing books, I prefer to hold the pen between my butt cheeks so that my hands are free to throw up gang signs.
Stealing one of these from the guy up the street and hacking it to rub my pussy at 600mph
Why are we still dragging 100-pound trash bins through freezing rain, snow and 6 AM dark like it's the 19th century?
Meet Curbie, an autonomous robot built by Revere Robotics that is finally killing off this miserable weekly chore. It automatically hauls your waste bin to the curb on collection day and brings it right back, completely unsupervised.
The genius is that it works with what you already have. Instead of forcing you to buy expensive proprietary gear, it couples directly onto the existing steel axle of your current municipal bin.
Packed with high-torque brushless motors and heavy-duty winter autonomy, it is specifically engineered to muscle heavy loads through deep snowdrifts and icy public sidewalks.
Fans of Back Patio Press don't send copies of Death Egg to Luigi Mangione anymore. We've lost The Way
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Procession of 3 old people directly in front of me in grocery store in a shambling line blocking my path like a funeral's march, all of us being funneled slowly toward the inevitability of death
