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the damp and moonless feeling

vancouver
Joined September 2011
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they’re selling hippy wigs in Woolworths, man
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oh hey do you need a code for your bathroom? or can i just go ahead and ‘do my thang’
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Nosferatu was cool but was that dig at Isaac Newton really necessary
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a good gonster to you all
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i knew browsing facebook reels would pay off eventually
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feels like the stress reduction benefits of going to the sauna several times a week are starting to diminish. maybe i’ll try getting in a fist fight or something.
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i was leaving through the exit of this Ukrainian restaurant with my sunglasses on and accidentally smiled at a lifesize cardboard cut-out of Zelesnky
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thought he was FOH, my bad
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ordering a ‘bodega sandwich’ from a cafe with bud vases on the tables
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babe wake up, some of the Timothée Chalamet look-alikes are getting arrested at the Timothée Chalamet look-alike contest
Some of the Timothée Chalamet look-alikes are getting arrested at the Timothée Chalamet look-alike contest. (📸: @number_pizza111/@BL4CKNOlR)
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down in Portland for the first time in like 10 years and let me tell you….. they kept it weird
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what if JOEY added prime rib, garlic butter and gruyere to their mashed potato spring rolls. and then you could dip it in beef jus and a little horseradish what if they did this for my birthday
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picked up my new passport, read the 2034 expiration date and my heart rate went up a little
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‘the substance’ and ‘a different man’ would make for a pretty good double bill
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