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New York, NY
Joined November 2025
Replying to @patrickberzai
All the slogans, -isms and -ologies of our noblesse de robe (the credentialed, compliance classes) which serve to create and impose a moral user interface onto the world, the underlying source code is always anti-competence.
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They finally got Graham! I wonder if this will hurt his reelection chances?
BREAKING: Three male escorts say the late Republican Senator Lindsey Graham paid them for sex. One of them was reportedly 17 at the time. Below is our full documentary on their stories:
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Graham was always a ghoul. Never met a war he didn’t like. This is just silly at this point.
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Masking incompetence is key to corporate advancement in ways that being competent will never get you.
Stop saying “I don’t know” when someone puts you on the spot in a meeting. It can make you sound unprepared and weaken your credibility. A former McKinsey consultant taught me the “Bridging Technique” — a way to handle questions you can’t answer without losing the room. Here are 5 phrases to use when you don’t have the answer: 👇
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I once overheard our HR department get angry that likes were hidden on @X because that helped them do layoffs and firings.
I guess I can say it now - so when applicants would apply to the studio, the producer would go through their LinkedIn to see what posts they liked, and if he disagreed with their political/social Like, he'd advocate not to hire them based on their Like.
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This Wittgenstein book, his notes during the Great War, offer protean ideas for the “Tractatus” & how inspired he was by Tolstoy’s “The Gospel in Brief.” But most is complaining the “grunts” on the front didn’t understand him. It’s true, they didn’t. goodreads.com/en/book/show/1…
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Our Constitution, which is best understood as a debt prospectus, Hamilton’s IPO of 1787, will show why illegal immigration wont stop. We are a bearer bond nation; the goal of govt is creditworthiness I dislike saying more than you disliked hearing that. creditworthy.substack.com/p/…
WOAH 🚨 Organized marriage fraud businesses are being discovered all over America Foreigners are paying $30,000-$100,000 each to have a fraud marriage arranged with a US Citizen to gain citizenship in America They are promising foreigners free taxpayer funded healthcare and a lot of other “perks” for coming over to America Leaked recording from the fraud marriage business explaining coming to America, “Massachusetts is the best place for you to be — for the immigrants — you get health insurance. You get a lot of help as an immigrant here” These fraud marriage rings are being fund all over America: - Massachusetts has hundreds of foreigners being charged $38,000–$40,000 per marriage - New York has 1,000+ foreigners being charged up to $100,000 per marriage - Florida has military-focused marriage fraud schemes - Maryland, New York, New Jersey all have these scams charging foreigners thousands of dollars to setup fraud marriages - California companies exposed to have 600+ clients charging $20,000–$35,000 per fraud marriage
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I’m convinced ATS screen out competence and that is why growth is flat across the west.
81% U.S. candidates were rejected from a job in the past year without ever speaking to anyone at the company, human or AI, per Greenhouse.
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It’s funny when a persons eye is looking at their other eye.
I’ve drawn all content creators an important message:
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Patrick Berzai retweeted
Replying to @formalcatattire
If I ever wrote a thinly disguised novel about life among in a mid-upper class suburb, and what women would say about their husbands at the weekly Friday night private cocktail party for the "wives", you might become a misogynist. I almost became one myself.
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If you want to find out what will get you cancelled just repeat the things women regularly tell each other out loud as a man.
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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I remember when people thought putting the “black fist” poster in their storefronts thought it would give them a some sort of looter Passover during BLM in NYC. Didn’t work. Turns out the looters didn’t care.
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I always thought “Before and After” was the best category on “Jeopardy”
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I like to say “punchable” with a French affectation. “Punch-AB-bles.” Also works for “Lunchable” when you’re having a charcuterie plate.
His ancestors died on the Marne, at Verdun, at Passchendaele and at Dunkirk for this.
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Telling someone you are "Sorry" but continuing to do that thing you apologized for really means you're not sorry at all.
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Before “Roseanne” John Goodman was best known for his locker room pep talk in “Revenge of the Nerds” where he laments the “jocks” just got their asses whupped by a buncha goddamned nerds and they should do something about it.
John Goodman turned down a cameo in Roseanne Barr's new TV show. 😬 tmz.com/2026/10/20/john-good…
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We’ve been living in the 1930s for the last two decades, Fonzie.
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The more I read about Abe Lincoln the more I realize he probably should have divorced his wife.
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One of the worst things about working is when your client thinks their shit tests make them sound smart.
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