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I cover marketing for the Wall Street Journal.

Brooklyn via South Carolina
Joined August 2011
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SCOOP: During a Q&A with employees Wednesday, Sam Altman said he understood why people might not want to live near data centers and at one point mused that OpenAI should put data centers in the *desert*, according to people familiar with the matter.
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Quite a quote: “X has not been injured by a restraint on competition; instead, it faced competition and lost. Advertisers choosing to purchase what they considered to be a better product..does not reflect a breakdown of the competitive process” mediapost.com/publications/a…
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“.. McCormick said she expects there is ‘going to be a lot more review’ of new projects. ‘What I mean by that is to start new data center build-outs today in the United States will be very challenging.’” @WSJ $META wsj.com/tech/ai/meta-preside…
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The Wall Street Journal now has more than 5 million paid subscriptions, according to News Corp earnings, a 9% increase YoY
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What are “real AI models”
Today we’re launching the first AI modeling agency 💅 right inside Glif. Cast hundreds of real AI models, drop your product, idea or brief and let Glif create super compelling content for you end to end. If you still think AI models aren’t ready for real work, watch this 👇
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Big-budget car ads are slowly disappearing from your TV… even during NFL games. That means more ozempic, more liberty biberty and more Sydney Sweeney. Yay?? wsj.com/cmo-today/where-have…
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thank god somebody is finally launching a publication for CMOs
Interesting that Axios is about to launch new verticals based on job titles “We're starting at the top with new verticals for CEOs, CMOs, CCOs, COOs, CFOs and other C-suite executives” It’s always been about going vertical and deep, smart move
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Paper display ads have the best targeting
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And what did he do before becoming a successful kid lit author? Ad agency creative director ofc digiday.com/media/creative-d…
Just learned the 15k bird toy store owner is also the author of “Dragons Love Tacos” and everything clicked into place for me, I sank through the earth’s crust to the bubbling lava core of loathesome millennial cringe bullshit and it whispered my name. Woke up drenched in sweat
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Thought I’d just have a nice stroll in greenwood cemetery on my day off but there’s no escaping THE BRANDS 🎯
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The most interesting part of the AI shopping hype is tech expectations versus reality. Some brands are proactively sending their catalogs to AI companies. Meta's share price jumped following the Muse rollout. But only 3% of adults would trust AI to complete purchases.
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SCOOP: two senators are urging the FTC today to investigate Amazon and Walmart over how their AI shopping bots treat “Made in America” claims. Both retailers allegedly “suppress” data on domestic goods and undermine sellers making products here. wsj.com/cmo-today/senators-a…
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Net-Favorability Of: Google: +43% Amazon: +41% Microsoft: +35% Apple: +23% Nvidia: +11% Anthropic: +3% SpaceX: -1% Tesla: -14% Meta: -18% OpenAI: -20% YouGov / Aug 31, 2026
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AI influencers now charge higher rates than real creators in China. Pretty interesting, esp since China has the world’s toughest restrictions on the use of fake humans in media and this comes from a state owned news outlet. h/t @thejongardner sixthtone.com/news/1018882
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Here’s my scoop from this morning wsj.com/cmo-today/videoamp-c…
Ad measurement company VideoAmp laid off ~20% of staff this week, citing AI as a "major platform shift"; sources: 50-60 employees were cut, including its CTO (@natives / Wall Street Journal) (Visit Mediagazer dot com for the link and full context!)
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Which category of LinkedIn posts is most likely to be AI? Data analytics! And here’s my story about the how the company’s working to stop the slop. wsj.com/cmo-today/linkedin-w…
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NEW: Rep. Krishnamoorthi sent a letter to Polymarket CEO Shayne Coplan today requesting information about its paid influencer partnerships where election denialism was amplified. “Recent reporting has raised significant questions about how election-related prediction markets are promoted and whether existing safeguards are sufficient to prevent the spread of misleading narratives about election integrity.” krishnamoorthi.house.gov/sit…
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