patrick o'cain

Erotic short story #14: This guy went walking in the woods and ran into two hot chicks who hated clothes. They all had sex in the mud. Whoa.

Erotic short story #60: "Open and say ahh," the sexy lady dentist said. The guy did and she put her boob in his mouth! He got a huge boner.

Erotic short story #56: "Come here, stable boy," the fancy rich lady said. When he did her boob was out. They made out and did other stuff.

Erotic short story #30: "The park is closed, ladies," the ranger said. Then they dragged him out of his car and had a three-way and snacks.

Erotic short story #52: "A bomb!" this hot chick screamed. Then a guy diffused that shit and it was game on. They did it like nine times.

Erotic short story #72: "I'm on a restricted diet," Ron said. "Is this on your diet?" the sexy lady said. Then she got 100% nude! No way!

Erotic short story #46: This guy thought he was living alone on a desert island but turns out this chick lived there too. He fingered her.

Erotic short story #79: "Don't press that button!" the secret agent said to the superfox. But it was too late. They boned until Armageddon.

Erotic short story #90: "I ain't gonna get stuck working at the factory like my old man," Jonny said. "Fine- now take it out," Donna said.

Erotic short story #96: The trainer iced the quarterback's groin and he was into it so they banged even though they were so totally not gay.