The Last of Truss

My debut comedy album, “Keep Being Honest” is available for preorder now. Check it itunes.apple.com/us/album/ke…

Y’all think it’s funny that @elonmusk got booed at a comedy show, but it’s not. Now my Tesla won’t let me drive until I sit through 5 minutes of Elon doing “material.” Thanks guys.

Season 13 of #Kenanpresents "The Live Performance Showcase" is heading to Louisville Comedy Club on Thursday, November 17th @ 8:30pm and I’ll be on it! Get your tix now: louisvillecomedy.com/shows/1… @360_comedy @kenanthompson #kenan #kenanthompsonultimatecomedyexeperience

Years ago I joked that I would put on my resume that @LouDPhillips retweeted me and responded to a tweet. Now I’m a successful data scientist. You could say it was bc of hard work and getting a masters degree, but I know the truth. Thanks Lou!

Umm. @olivegarden, there’s something in my spaghetti

Everyone at the gym trying to figure out how I can bench 255 lbs, but struggle to lunge with 35 lbs overhead

When you know you’re ugly af but your mom calls you a handsome boy

How it feels when you go shirtless during #murph vs reality

The American Dream (artist render)

Democrats: we’re the party that will bring real change! (Unarmed black man gets shot) Democrats version of change;

When you hide in your parents closet and they start banging

When you’re about to die from food poisoning at Disney World, but you have take a picture with Woody so you don’t disappoint your daughter

My face when the WOD includes both assault bike and squat snatches

We live in a country where politicians think Disney is a bigger threat to children than gun violence.

If you’ve seen it, you know

This remake of Ghost sucks #ghost #comedy #meme #funny #hilarious #jackharlow #rap #hiphop #kyderby #kentucky #derby #funny #tiktok

When she catches you with your pants down

So good to see #badbunny at #wwe #royalrumble @WWE @WWEUniverse

So good to see #badbunny at #wwe #royalrumble @wwe @badbunny.pr @ The Dome at America's Center instagram.com/p/CZXXvhRFibA/…

That ooze on #rudygiuliani’s head turned Melvin Ferd into the Toxic Avenger

That liquid dripping down #RudyGiuliani’s face is what transformed the Ninja Turtles