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Patrick

@patrickwaclaw

big fan of f1 and indycar. i also write songs. https://xitter.gq/t.co/IEisXH2OKV

 Chicago, IL
Joined November 2009
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I've been stuck on the same level of 007 Goldeneye since 1998.
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We’ve got another dude on the CTA with a bucket of fried chicken from the Jewel
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We live in a simulation
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@consequence5 Sep 2023
Stephen King played "Mambo No. 5" so much his wife threatened divorce: cos.lv/1lZ950PI3y
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I’m so glad that @AskOffTrack had some Malort. Yes, I’m a Chicagoan and also a sociopath that loves Malort.
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Touring bands: we will feed you for free, we understand your plight and know it’s harder than ever to earn a living. DM us if interested
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Watching Barbie and Oppenheimer the way god intended
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Jason Fucking Isbell. Absolute legend.
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@consequence21 Jul 2023
Jason Isbell challenges Jason Aldean to write his own music: "That's what we try in my small town" cos.lv/zpWk50Pi61A
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The fact that Chelsea v Dortmund tickets start at $45 while the Fire v Inter Miami tickets start at $180 is pretty incomprehensible. Both matches are at Soldier Field.
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Something to brighten your Saturday
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@consequence15 Jul 2023
Joe Jonas admits to shitting himself on stage: cos.lv/bKYY50Pcbhq
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Do you ever just listen to a record that brings you back to a time, a date, a year?
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I know I’m like two years behind, but I’m contemplating on getting air fryer.
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Never forget
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Will humanity ever produce something like this again?
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Can aviator sunglasses just be banned at this point? No one looks good in them. Wayfarer-style glasses simply look better every single day of the week on every single person.
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Well, this is fucked up.
ACLU of Indiana (@ACLUIndiana) profile pictureACLU of Indiana@ACLUIndiana30 Jun 2023
BREAKING: The Indiana Supreme Court ruled today that the state’s near-total abortion ban can take effect. Abortion will be banned in Indiana, with limited exceptions, as soon as August 1. This is a serious setback, but the fight isn't over.
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Ok what’s the sex thing if someone offers you a golf ball
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@BBCR123 Jun 2023
"I'd like to dedicate this song to Mr. Taylor Hawkins" 🖤 @foofighters listen on @bbcsounds | watch on @bbciplayer
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real exciting day over here. making bread in june. what a concept! yay global warming!
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