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LSU humiliated in the BCS Championship. The Saints lose a hard fought contest to end their playoff run. Tough week for Louisiana.
Tyrann Mathieu has been replaced at the Heisman presentation by a gum chewing version of the liquid metal terminator. #honeybadger #nicesuit
Naked pictures, allegedly of the “Honey Badger” have been leaked to the internet. Brett Favre approves this message. deadspin.com/tyrann-mathieu/
Mike Gundy is "a man and he's 40!" He is also dilusional if he thinks his team would score 30+ on LSU.
Phil Jackson can now focus full time on being a strange pothead and NOT be distracted by the NBA head coach thing.
John Stancil interview conclusions: 1 Scarbinsky is an even worse newsman than I thought. 2 Satellite TV installation can't be too difficult
SHOCKER Jeff Lee a no show at WNSP. What is the more difficult search- OJ's search for the real killers? Lee's search for actual evidence?
Jeffery Lee points finger at 'Bama recruitment of Calloway + AU Eagle has sudden health scare = AU PR must be preparing for more dirt.
NC State to hire former Alabama Coach Mark Gottfried. Fliers warning all sorority women to stay away are being distributed as I type.
Rumors swirling about a QB controversy at an in state school.... Not the school you think I'm talking about. Must not be paying as much now.
Mike Hamilton looks to be out as UT AD, looks to be IN as evening manager at Dennys. Bruce Pearl recommended him for the job.
Stores in Auburn and Opelika now requiring anyone purchasing toilet paper to sign an affidavit that they will not roll Toomer's Corner.
Piggly Wiggly will donate $.50 from each sale of Charmin Ultra toilet tissue to the ongoing efforts to save the Toomer's Oaks.
All we can really hope for is that the person responsible for murdering those trees is brought to justice as quickly as possible.
Folks will always complain, but Mike Slive has done a 'heck-of-a-job' since his term began. The SEC has come a long way with his leadership.