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paul mitchell

@paulmitchell

Satcoms and product development. I don't make shampoo.

Joined May 2008
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Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞 👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
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Election Special 4: The Conservatives.
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Sam Freedman@Samfr7 Jun 2024
"While running for Prime Minister on a platform of national security I had to publicly apologise for disrepecting D-day veterans."
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Worth sneaking back into work for. All the feels. Newcastle we hear you 🖤🤍 @NUFC @worflags #nufc
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Sean Adams@seaninsound3 May 2023
Potholes? Some people have swiss cheese memories filled with “enemies of the people” Read me: stopthetories.vote
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At the heart of these local elections is a simple question - are you better off after 13 years of the Tories?
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Chris Kyne@chris_kyne10 Mar 2023
Replying to @piersmorgan @GaryLineker
Big Sam till the end of the season?
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jonburgerman@jonburgerman10 Mar 2023
Replying to @alanshearer
Well done Alan #standwithlineker
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Alan Shearer
@alanshearer10 Mar 2023
I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.
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Replying to @IanWright0
Good on you mate
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Jon Sopel
@jonsopel10 Mar 2023
Lucky there are no producer guidelines on whether you need to declare facilitating an £800k loan to a prime minister while applying for a job as chairman of a broadcasting organisation….
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@PippaCrerar10 Mar 2023
BREAKING: Gary Lineker to step back from presenting Match of the Day until agreement reached on social media use - @BBCNews
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Dear BBC, Can we assume the next series of The Apprentice will not go ahead until an agreement is reached with Lord Sugar?
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Ian Wright
@IanWright010 Mar 2023
Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.
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Gurwinder
@G_S_Bhogal28 Dec 2022
In 2022 I learned hundreds of useful concepts that improved my understanding of the world. Here are the 10 best:
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Suella Braverman struggles to answer as she's challenged to explain how an orphaned African teenager escaping war could apply for asylum in the UK xitter.gq/BestForBritain/status/…
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• NHS Hospital Canteen: ‘Single Tuna sarnie’ costing £3.00 for nurses, paid for out of their own wage • Houses of Parliament: ‘Rum banana tarte tatin with rum and raisin ice cream’ for the princely sum of £2.37 for MPs, paid for by you the taxpayer Nurses’ fight is our fight.
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Massimo
@Rainmaker197324 Oct 2022
This performance by dancer and coreographer Yoann Bourgeois ("Success isn't linear") is also a good visualization of how potential, kinetic and elastic energy are exchanged [animated scheme: buff.ly/2qhkllZ] xitter.gq/OGBTC/status/158432093…
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Scouts@scouts21 Oct 2022
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to watch a live rocket launch? Well now is your chance to find out! @InmarsatGlobal is running a competition for Scouts and Explorers ages 10-18 to win a trip to watch the launch of its communications satellite. bit.ly/3MUpOdV
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‘Oh hello is that Downing Street?’
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Weathermum@DrFayND8 Oct 2022
Replying to @Mark_Spencer @JohnPenroseNews
@DanielLambert29 @Mark_Spencer @JohnPenroseNews
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