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*anyone says liquor*
My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Me: “I barely even know her!”
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The Royals announced the signing of outfielder Tarik El-Abour to a minor league contract. The 25-year-old is believed to be one of the first (if not the first) pro baseball players with autism. He'll be at the K tonight.
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Today, stop & take a moment to appreciate all the things you're thankful for.
Like shower beers.
Cleaning beers.
Cooking beers.
Hiding in the basement to avoid more work beers.
Dinner beers.
Digestion beers.
"Okay I'll have ONE more" beers.
You know, the important stuff
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The last six home games for the 2017 Royals are about more than just the last six home games. amp.kansascity.com/sports/sp…
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We honored the @OPFDMedia tonight in a pregame ceremony to recognize their heroics during March's 8-alarm fire.
I'll take our English department. xitter.gq/conster_35/status/8254…
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Here's a presidential idea: Change the batteries your smoke alarms this weekend! #ChangeYourBatteries @OPFDPubEd @opcares @ksfiremarshal – at Clayton, MO
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Float trip this weekend was a #splash 💦
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Good luck to @Murrdog4 and the @warriors in the finals tonight!
I'm at least 65% sure that man invented the self propelled mower so you can hold a beer while you mow.
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Thanks for grilling out and chowing down with us @kusigmapsizeta, @ku_phiotas and Lambda Phi Epsilon!
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Shout out to Rev. Stiegemeyer and the rest of the Concordia Club who started our fraternity 91 years ago today!
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After two years of hard work, the Nu Chapter of Beta Sigma Psi is now an officially charterted member of @KU_IFC
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This is the best BBQ place in America, according to Yelp read.bi/1YohhQu






















