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He/Him. KSU grad, tweets about MTG, poker, wrestling, baseball.

Austintown, OH
Joined April 2009
Replying to @okseriouslynow
Most of the nights i dont remember started with long islands
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Michigan vs. Ohio State for a trip to the Duke’s Mayo Bowl is gonna be absolute cinema.
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They're saying the Republicans are tanking for Jeremiah Smith
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Day 2 of full Democrat control of Congress. Gas is still above $4 at my pump. We’re still at war with Iran. Local restaurants and businesses are struggling under tariffs. And Democrats have done NOTHING but watch and laugh. Isn’t that embarrassing?
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Replying to @ScottPresler
MAGA down so bad they're celebrating wins in Guam lmao
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The FCS Untapped Top 25 Poll for Week 10. New to the poll: 2️⃣2️⃣ @GoMocsFB 2️⃣3️⃣ @UAlbanyFootball 2️⃣4️⃣ @BengalGridiron #FCSUntapped | #NCAAFCS
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Who else is staying up for Kent @ sac
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There’s a circle k in my zip code … @McDonalds wtf
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These Gaddis appearances are always interesting
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Finally back with a good grid. Thanks @_chadmullins
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You could say me and @_chadmullins are back
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Storming the field after needing a illegitimate hail mary to beat a MAC team you were favored by to beat at home by 28 points is the most pathetic field storming ever 🥀
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Jackson, Mississippi residents just lost a major legal battle over lead-contaminated tap water. A federal judge threw out their lawsuit, ruling that the U.S. Constitution does not guarantee safe drinking water as a fundamental right.
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I just saw a commercial for zero sugar tea. Do people not know that tea has zero sugar? Is it just marketing capitalizing on the zero sugar craze thing? Is there something else in this tea like stevia?
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2026 #MACtion so far: - BallSac Bowl - Fans calling plays for Akron - WMU favorites in Pre-season poll - UMass trying to win a game - Sac State joining - NIU leaving What else?
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Just another absolute BEAUTY by @pcell619 and myself 🤙🏻💪🏻 @immaculategrid
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Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
Smell smoke this morning? Its coming from a wildfire outbreak in Ontario. While it should not impact air quality much today, smoke at the surface could increase Wednesday into Thursday, potentially reducing visibilities and air quality. High temperatures may also be limited.
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That 10mg edible hits so good before a poker or magic tournament
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Dating life so bad it makes me want to go back to managing bars and have a kid with one of my subordinates
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There’s really nothing like the Westside circle k after midnight
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