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Patrick Perini retweeted
WE’RE BACK with our first episode of arc 2, They'll Need a Crane! It's a full length episode (over 2 hours, goddamn 👀) featuring:
🪦Guard burying bodies
🩸June hallucinating deathmarches
🫧Another miraculous wild magic roll
🍻Booze
It is time: unbalancedencounters.com/e/t…
Patrick Perini retweeted
If WotC truly wants to get rid of the baked-in racism and make D&D more inclusive, then it would HAVE to be a new edition. No matter how many edits they make, backwards-compatibility with 5e will never allow them to make the important changes.
Patrick Perini retweeted
Holy Moly this Fan Art. If our motley crew all got some sweet back tats.
Thank you @theOricamiCurio
#dndart #DnDcharacter #fanart #FanArtFriday
Patrick Perini retweeted
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Patrick Perini retweeted
OUR FIRST EPISODE IS LIVE NOW: unbalancedencounters.com or where ever you source your podcasts!
Patrick Perini retweeted
This is a perfect example of ex post facto thinking ("wet ground causes rain").
"The world is consumerist today, therefore the reason we have an 8-hour workday is to make us consumerist."
We have an 8-hour workday because people fought for it. Not for consumption purposes.
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Patrick Perini retweeted
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Replying to @danielsisson @rickbenger
the next solar nexus event.
Her last words were “get them to Times Square.” Well, here I was, between a newspaper box and an overfilled trash can.
11am: a burning gas whips across the planet
11:01am: all the billboards and bright lights pop
11:02am:
(nom @richiebonilla)
50%They arrive.
25%I'm gone.
25%Pink ooze fills Broadway.
4 votes • Final results Patrick Perini retweeted
Loving this collaborative twitter fiction experiment!
Replying to @danielsisson @rickbenger
the next solar nexus event.
Her last words were “get them to Times Square.” Well, here I was, between a newspaper box and an overfilled trash can.
11am: a burning gas whips across the planet
11:01am: all the billboards and bright lights pop
11:02am:
(nom @richiebonilla)
50%They arrive.
25%I'm gone.
25%Pink ooze fills Broadway.
4 votes • Final results Patrick Perini retweeted
Replying to @rickbenger
portal stones.
No time left, I pull out some cash, throw it on the table, & leave without looking. Big tip for the waitress.
Probably won't matter anyways.
10.29 am
Portal stones are burning.
Mimosas were a bad idea, or maybe I need more.
Only 31 mins till
/ nom @pcperini
0%Rick & Morty show up
75%the solar nexus event
25%They catch on
4 votes • Final results Patrick Perini retweeted
I was obese until I was 26 or so. My entire life, doctors blamed every ailment I had on my weight. When I lost a bunch of weight and those other issues persisted, suddenly they had solutions to my medical problems!
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Patrick Perini retweeted
Check out my uncle’s computer museum!
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Patrick Perini retweeted
a son of Polish refugees, a daughter of Filipina immigrants, the Guatemalan refugee who helped raise her, and weirdly enough, a puppy from Mexico walked on trails blazed by the Ohlone in the Presidio tonight—everything ugly and beautiful about America captured in a simple walk
Patrick Perini retweeted
the delegate from the Kanto Region has arrived
Patrick Perini retweeted
I think the fear with EVs is the certainty that once they are universally adopted, Americans will pat themselves on the back for ending climate change while still sitting in traffic to buy a gallon of milk from the store.
Patrick Perini retweeted
this is such grade school childish nonsense. the mRNA vaccines were funded by massive government contracts; Pemex, while state run, sells its oil almost entirely to private corporations.
the world is complicated beyond your binaries
Patrick Perini retweeted
People are bemoaning the death of belief here, but to have “no doubts about it“ strikes me as wild bordering on dangerous
My father the Episcopal PREIST has doubts


























