i know nothing but i’m here to learn • social psych phd: celebs, language, media, & wealth science™ • MSL UXR

Manhattan, NY
Joined February 2009
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I gotchu
girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Hi, it's Darshita. I am a designer. And I'm pitching myself in public 'cause I'm done with a year full of anxiety. Everyone says design is dead and AI killed it. But the real parasite was hiding in plain sight. So here's my film, DESIGN IS DEAD. She's bold, fearless and very PINK 💖 Hiring? My DMs are open.
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Look it's popular to hate on Crown Heights for being annoying but they really delivered on this one
Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know
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patrick doyle retweeted
“love is in the air” WRONG. LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 WE’RE SO CLOSE TO WINNING BIG 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 I KNOW IT 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰
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patrick doyle retweeted
the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society
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patrick doyle retweeted
throwback to the time I took hours out of my day to decipher the rural juror finale song and make this karaoke-style lyric video and then never posted it bc it was strictly for my own personal enjoyment (until now bc I'm philanthropic like that)
jane krakowski’s performance in 30 rock as jenna maroney is really one of the greatest of all time of all genres
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Follies by Stephen Sondheim…
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patrick doyle retweeted
No he actually did find a new planet LOL
new type of ai psychosis just dropped
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Reddit user identified a planet candidate (~1.4 Earth radii, 3.18-day orbit) in public NASA TESS data using Claude Code. TESS approved 2-min follow-up observations as DDT Program #100. It remains unconfirmed pending November data. tess.mit.edu/science/ddt/ zenodo.org/records/229674… aistify.com/claude-code-pl…
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patrick doyle retweeted
i'm starting a new service called, 'you're being insane' where i will reach out to people who are being insane and embarrassing themselves and be like, 'here's my card'
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this was extremely funny
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“She’s in a coma” *puts hand on forehead* “and it’s getting worse” actually almost made me spit my drink
she’s gotta stop getting cast in dramas. get a comedy going and then just throw her in there with a plot summary and no script and watch the magic happen
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Hmmm sadly “I’m getting treated like ass cause I’m bloated as fuck, it’s brutal” is entering the lexicon
Hexumlite started CRASHING OUT about the blackpill after repeatedly getting rejected while cold approaching 💀 “I’m starting to get pissed the f-ck off not gonna lie to you, because at the end of the day if it was a 6’8” f-cking Chad that asked you that you would figure out a way to hang out so I’m a little f-cking pissed. Not at you but at the whole f-cking blackpill itself. You know what blackpill is?”
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I hate when I'm trying to find a specific meme on my phone and it's just pics of my friends and loved ones
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patrick doyle retweeted
We’re throwing Candace Owens a coming out party at the mask-mandatory Massachussets lesbian bar if anyone wants to come
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I nearly forgot the already established science
Replying to @knrd_z
How dare you post this without the fake vs gay discipline quadrants
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patrick doyle retweeted
Paste Magazine has rated Taylor Swift’s "The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore" a score of 25/100: "The Life of a Showgirl expanded edition gives us the one thing that could possibly make the initial album worse: more"
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i never considered that you used to have to send a letter to the newspaper to make this sort of tweet
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patrick doyle retweeted
I think the core problem is that lesbian events often sound like 200 level gender studies classes and gay guy events are like “Cocaine Thursdays<3”
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vibes at meta connect rn
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