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big peli

@pelikanhead

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Joined January 2017
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no one ever talks about the movie Dickie Roberts Child Star anymore
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Last weekend I went inside Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville Resort in Hyannis Massachusetts and in doing so found that it was an overseas polling site for the Bulgarian election
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found the perfect spot for all of your franchises to build their stadiums
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Yo can AI dudes just chill? We don’t want any of this. Nobody wants this. We just want to be people. If you wanna build your gay little robots then go to a different planet and do it. We are all good on this. Relax.
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vivek rhinoswamy
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i am the white harry styles
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wtf am i supposed to do with this information
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finally a seat formulated with a cock rest for guys like me
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October 2016: I mean, he won't win, but even if he does, how bad could it be? October 2026:
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was looking at reviews for a pair of shoes online and while most folks included pictures of the shoes this one gentleman included a photo of his self
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rhino wife when he is winning a argument online
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why would u name a snowman parson brown
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i love when u walk by subway sandwich restaurant n u can smell the italian urban cheese bread cookin
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Back in my day, “Stella Lefty” was just what a man from Boston would call Jon Lester
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woke ass insurance companies won’t provide coverage for my house cause it eroded into the ocean and floats in the sea now
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i really don’t think he did that
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there was a hush over eagans brooklyn harem upon news of the bear community making a play. many had feared this day would come. next move will be watched closely across the 5 burroughs
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clip tip off the bear community bout eagans nips?
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peak of masculinity is the Southeast Asian Male Nail Technician
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i am in talks with several distributors about a new television program concept i have that is a sort of reverse to catch a predator. we lure younger men to meet Mature Women
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