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@pglonghouse

don’t believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free

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Joined February 2022
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what i look like. If you even care
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my name is pink and I’m really glad to meet you!!!!
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#expand
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nothings gonna hurt you baby
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lehengas: ugly, cheap, tacky, unflattering sarees: alluring, sexy, timeless, elegant
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priyanka, avantika and rhea raj for diwali
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Well since I’m still fucking here
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how the beer in the office mini fridge looks at me on a friday when I’m the only one in
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No more parties in LA Please baby no more parties in LA
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they love to dress her like a grandma
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Bhavitha Mandava wearing Chanel Pre-Fall 26 at the WSJ. Magazine Innovator Awards in New York
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How the beer in the office mini fridge looks at me on a Monday when I’m the first one in.
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how the beer in the office mini fridge looks at me on a friday when I’m the only one in
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how the beer in the office mini fridge looks at me on a friday when I’m the only one in
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Simply untrue. Leopard print (esp on coats, loafers) is timeless and elegant. As it turns out with everything in life, it just looks better on hot people than ugly people
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It’s crazy how universally leopard print functions as a low-status signifier across cultures. South American favelas, Slavic gopniks, Gypsies, British and Irish chavs, working-class Japanese women. They all love it. It’s a universal uniform of the ghetto woman.
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Explain why the 5 little monkeys shouldnt be jumping on the bed without resorting to moralfagging.
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Got really emotional seeing the brandy melville moon phase muscle tank, even fleetingly, in consequentially, on their website again. Like hello old friend
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This was such a coveted item for me. Back when you could only order brandy online or buy it at PAC SUN. I had this tank top when i was 15. I wore jt with a crushed velvet mini skater skirt and cherry red doc martens. I was so happy, so free
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Nahhhh my playlist is so random. It went from Deftones to The Beatles LMAOOOO. My eclectic taste leads to quite humorous juxtapositions.
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Mommy is so sorry she waited so long to have you, she was busy finding what specialty cocktails and and niche perfume combinations fit her personality, and also the sample sales were just really great that decade
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Ideal job: Blackpill actuary. I would be in charge of a team of dedicated statisticians whose job it is is to calculate the chances of it being over for clients
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Not sure if i simply can’t do it anymore or if i merely don’t want it bad enough
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Tung Tung Sahur is an Asherah pole, a Baal stick, an Italo-Austronesian fasces, a baseball player, a minor djinn, a spirit of a slain coconut tree, dawn's father
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Rona in the library #expand
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