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stupid account where i can yap about my cute little gay ships .ᐟ ⚔️🍁 | ☀️🍷 matching with @Daancae

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Joined December 2023
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I WAS MEANT TO POST MY FIC TODAY FOR KINKTOBER DAY 29 DUDE 😭😭😭
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IM IRRITATED AS FUCKKKK
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mydei so pretty ,,
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wallahi you cannot miss a day on this app
Gooned to Taiwanese porn instead of Chinese porn out of respect for Mbappé.
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he's so cute
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loving me is going to haunt you for a lifetime.
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as a lesbian:
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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i’m still in love with what they did with the last golden scapegoat puzzle
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Dear corporate baddies. Teams is a monitored chat
Uncle was doing a madness on the district line
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i’m so easily impressed by the way the sun shines through the trees
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vaginas are slamming shut all over the world
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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so much fun
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☀️🍷 Trick or Treat!! #Phaidei #Phainon #Mydei
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Not this time ▲△ orufrey
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this genuinely makes me sad…
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Scientists discover the Hi-frey #witchhatatelier
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No, give me the 27dollar just for an hour
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