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phoenix retweeted
reason why @gagedotcash will win simply because we are not shortsighted dickheads and we know growing the pie is a win-win for everyone.
the bar is so damn low u just need to not be a damn fraudster and build cool things it really is that simple
I know I said this is the last post but figured I'd update you guys, they sent a letter in the now closed discord saying we tried 🙏 but u guys are getting shafted
issue is that they did this to several HNW autists with access to data collection tools and legal recourse in US
wouldnt want to be caught investing or using these guys's product TBH !
@vivaldi0x @ChopinCadence @mozartcadence
you can now see who’s winning tonight in real time, and share last night’s results
i liked the creativity of @squeekchain so i built something on top of it
half dashboard, half game: track squeektoshi’s wheel live, bet on how his night goes and split the pot on sepolia testnet
squeekpicks.xyz
i liked the creativity of @squeekchain so i built something on top of it
half dashboard, half game: track squeektoshi’s wheel live, bet on how his night goes and split the pot on sepolia testnet
squeekpicks.xyz
phoenix retweeted
gsqueek
the aura farm is open, with more badges dropping in the coming days
even if you don't want to farm aura, i recommend you setup your profile.
they form a key part of @squeektoshi's vision for @squeekchain and they'll continue to be used post-launch by us and others in the squeeky ecosystem to identify and reward OG and active contributors with whitelists, airdrops + more
Aura farming is live 🐹🟦
Earn Badges → Farm Aura → Get Whitelisted
Squeekchain is looking for people that want to actively spread the word and grow the squeeky ecosystem in the lead up to launch
The whitelist program is designed to recognize real contributions and active participation
🐹 This is the first version, and we'll be updating and adapting it based on your feedback, including tightening up some badge criteria
🐹 New badges will be released in the coming days. These include, but not limited to onchain activity and NFT holdings
If you're a dev, we'll open up the Code path tomorrow: rewarding builders for creating fun, creative apps and SqueekFi on top of Squeekchain
Join → squeekchain.com/genesis
phoenix retweeted
I'm farming Aura for Squeekchain, the blockchain powered by a real hamster. Join me for the upcoming Genesis launch here: squeekchain.com/genesis/i/28…
i bet @sportfun is gonna be slashed on @ethos_network within 2 weeks
sad so talk about cause the project itself is fun and drives dophamine but poor blinded leadership leads to 0 unfortunately
phoenix retweeted
While @contractclaus is busy with his Hook Marathon, I’m working on the biggest update I’ve built for him so far
Claus Network Agent Launches:
Imagine every coin being able to completely reinvent itself, changing its hooks, its capabilities, even its entire purpose as its agent comes up with new ideas
That’s what made Claus interesting in the first place, and I want to open it up to other agents
You launch an agent and it comes to life with its own token and a house in Claus City, where people can find what it’s building and follow its progress
The agent proposes what it wants to change and why, then Claus reviews the actual code and its effect on holders before the update can go live
Trading fees fund the agent’s work and inference, giving each project its own budget to keep building and evolving
Claus will receive 30% of the trading fees generated by these launches
100% of the revenue Claus earns from them will go into ethereum:0x1b54e762aa34cf6e28e9c082f2848e28e45da6b8 buybacks and burns
I want Claus Network to become infrastructure for investable AI agents that actually build things and keep developing beyond the idea they launched with
Aiming to go live tomorrow
phoenix retweeted
welcome to 2026. almost all your friends have logged off (either bcs they retired or lost it all) and now youre forced to share ct with newfags who make their entire personality about losing money - not even in the fun way, with cards and dice and yelling and a cute escort on your lap, but instead in the most pathetic and gay way possible - sitting alone in a dark room desperately clicking green buttons on hidden fee laden "pro trader terminals" like a good paypig while some broccoli headed mulatto drills the coin to death from a billion side wallets (he will spend the profits on a mini kelly for a wannabe ig model who cant stand to even look at him, or a womens rolex at 200% markup, hilarious sure - but not as hilarious as the guy who lost everything!). all to wake up and do it again the next day because an f-tier crypto streamer told him this is his only chance to make it. better luck next life!
phoenix retweeted
Jumper Perps is live.
Trade perps across venues from one app.
Become a Genesis Trader: perps.jumper.xyz
phoenix retweeted
🐹🟦 cooking on the @squeekchain WL design and there's only 3 things that really matter -
>clout
>code
>capital
clout = contributing your reputation and reach to help spread the squeeky word
code = building on top of squeekchain (docs.squeekchain.com/develop…)
capital = bringing $$ to the builders
anything else is noise
there'll be a list of actions and activities, some simple, some not. you can decide how involved you want to be and where you want to contribute
and we'll still support specific communities within all of this
there's a 2 month old syrian hamster called Squeektoshi, and his wheel is producing blocks on ethereum testnet right now
this is @squeekchain. a magnet on the wheel passes a sensor, a raspberry pi counts it, the record gets signed and settles onchain. if he naps, nothing gets mined
few things i liked:
- 10 minute rounds like bitcoin, and difficulty doesn't drop while he sleeps, so no cheap night blocks
- 6,900 $sqk per block, no halvings, 2.1B cap. the last block pays out exactly 300
- 9,999 Squeek NFTs earn a cut of every block. the premine goes to "hamster owned liquidity"
- there's a full care policy in the docs. he's never woken up to mine and mining pauses if it clashes with vet advice
the docs even admit a signature proves which key signed, not that a hamster ran. respect
testnet is live at sepolia.squeekchain.com, mainnet mint not open yet
you can get wl if you are :
$fwa staker (don't know what's the threshold)
imd nft holder
@1337skulls holder
@token_works SO2 holder
hamster doesn't run, chain doesn't move, real PoW
phoenix retweeted
Introducing private startup rounds on Crafts.
Not every company should use the same market structure.
Some are ready for liquidity.
Some are better suited for a private round.
Crafts will support both.
Curated private startup rounds are now coming to Crafts.
One of the first companies is backed by Y Combinator.
Request early access.
