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buldak horseman

@phildonephy

asian fleabag

Joined April 2016
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zinger of all time
dean’s hotdog pants (@sosaysthesword) profile picturedean’s hotdog pants@sosaysthesword15 Nov 2025
“i can tell the difference between life and tv, jeff. tv has structure, logic, rules…and likable leading men. in life we have this. we have u”
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i love you abed
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“i can tell the difference between life and tv, jeff. tv has structure, logic, rules…and likable leading men. in life we have this. we have u”
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tom and marina my sweethearts 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
buldak horseman (@phildonephy) profile picturebuldak horseman@phildonephy9 Nov 2025
also watching Home Economics i love family sitcoms omg IM IN MY ELEMENT AGAINNNNNNN
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sarah and denise already a given but i love them so much they make me want to try and be gay in practice again
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just clocked in and im already thinking about what to have for lunch
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boneless chicken sounds yumyum
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i need this but it should also be the red haired girl that will give it to me
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm11 Nov 2025
The ‘NOW YOU SEE ME: NOW YOU DONT’ popcorn bucket includes a magic trick to make your popcorn disappear.
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she stepped like 100 kilometers back help
Raine!!! (@gelphiemylove) profile pictureRaine!!!@gelphiemylove10 Nov 2025
LMFAO WHO DID THIS
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xitter.gq/solarnons/status/19151…
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oooh they’re still mad about katseye grammy noms 😂
َ (@lalisasproperty) profile pictureَ@lalisasproperty10 Nov 2025
when youre in a “whos the most performative person ever” competition but lara raj is your opponent
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whats with the obsession to make them look baddd on purpose lmfao "performative" ......😭HSJJJSJDJDBDB YOU ARE A VERY SHALLOW PERSON
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watched Sleepless in Seattle last night dare i say i liked it more than You’ve Got Mail
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was in an online meeting while im eating and i just realized 20 minutes later that i was unmuted. i just gave my teammates a whole mukbang experience
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grace 🪱@patienceandgrce9 Nov 2025
on a date and when he realised he was full he announced it by saying “white boy down”
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honestly i just open twitter now for the drama and to see beautiful faces
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also watching Home Economics i love family sitcoms omg IM IN MY ELEMENT AGAINNNNNNN
buldak horseman (@phildonephy) profile picturebuldak horseman@phildonephy3 Nov 2025
blackish is so funny I owe them for saving me from the sitcom drought
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god. forgot how grammys season brings out the most evil of the lord’s great green internet lol
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blackish is so funny I owe them for saving me from the sitcom drought
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me recognizing the famous GIFs
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