Doin dad stuff and trying to make computers work right. He/Him. Mastodon: @philiph@hachyderm.io
Bay Area, CA, USA
Joined November 2006
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Philip J. Hollenback retweeted
if salesforce has a chief availability officer do they also have a chief consistency officer and a chief partition tolerance officer or do they only have two
Philip J. Hollenback retweeted
A friend of mine is going to be laid off soon due to some company troubles that can't be made public yet.
They are looking for a Remote Ops/SRE position - are you or is there anyone you know hiring? My DM's are open and happy to connect you with them.
Please RT for visibility
Philip J. Hollenback retweeted
When you consider that nothing matters, checking nutrition facts, being vegan, voting, loving your spouse, getting out of bed each day, it’s all pretty meaningless. Soon the sun will eat the earth and nothing you’ve ever heard of will even exist at all.
Eat Arby’s
Philip J. Hollenback retweeted
This Mother’s Day, bring your mom some Arby’s so she can gaze upon the huge disappointment she destroyed her vagina and traded her dreams in for.
Eat Arby’s
Philip J. Hollenback retweeted
eating plums that are bitchin
from the box in the kitchen
can’t stop stealing your plums, guess it’s the human condition
chompin on juicy plums
breakfastwise you’ll be bummed
it’s the freakin weekend baby i’m sorry there’s plums in my tum xitter.cf/anorthernbrewer/status… – at New Haven, CT
Philip J. Hollenback retweeted
just saw a dog run up to a water bowl, drop his frisbee in, try to drink, get confused, & knock the bowl over
some days we are all that dog – at Minneapolis, MN
Philip J. Hollenback retweeted
When God opens a door, He shows you there was a goat behind it and asks you if you want to switch doors
Philip J. Hollenback retweeted
India pale ale for my real friends; real ale for my pale Indian friends
Philip J. Hollenback retweeted
PDX 2014 - sold out 3 days early
PDX 2015 - sold out 2 months early
PDX 2016 - sold out 3 months early
PDX 2017 - ti.to/monitorama/pdx2017
Philip J. Hollenback retweeted
Put a tag on the attachment on the subtask of the ticket in the story in the epic in the sprint in the swimlane on the board in the filter
