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Toaster Philp

@philp83

just a bloke who likes blokes. had endoscopes up all the holes below my waist. #youbears #thedarts #wwfc

 Stourbridge, West Midlands
Joined March 2010
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I’m going to sleep because I am filled with evil & dark thoughts.
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I might unfollow them. Bloody faux gay.
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Downs lads seem to have great lives.
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Fake camp gays.
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Look at him
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What’s it got to do with Gaza?
Dr Rahmeh Aladwan (@doctor_rahmeh) profile pictureDr Rahmeh Aladwan
@doctor_rahmehOct 31
Replying to @UnityNewsNet
They're losing Hollywood. The awakening is unstoppable. Thank you Gaza.
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My cheese and ham and onion toastie was lush
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I should’ve lt it cool down a bit more first though. Hot melted cheese is very hot. Too hot some may say.
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Was going to watch LOTRs FOTR (again) but I gave a dear friend my login and he’s watching TTT so I’ve put Ragnarok on. Glory days of the MCU.
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The toastie machine is out!
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I’ve come back from a very lovely day out and feel miserable now
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Stringer thongs!
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I don’t approve of UK kids doing trick or treat. It’s begging in shit fancy dress. Grow up
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Getting home from bromsgrove is a pure ballache :(
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Yes yes, the inventor of the USB is lowered in to the ground before being turned around and gentled lowered etc etc or words to that effect
Toaster Philp (@philp83) profile pictureToaster Philp@philp83Oct 31
Does anyone get a USB in the right way round on first go?
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Does anyone get a USB in the right way round on first go?
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I was considering a wank. But I cba.
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BRYN_BORANGA@BRYN_BORANGAOct 30
someone on a local FB group is going mad at people scaring her dog with fireworks which has prompted a boomer to say that dogs never used to be scared of them when he was growing up, to which I replied "the dogs of today are too woke" and stupid cunts are unironically liking it
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Is that The Flintstones? LOL
Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) profile pictureEric Alper 🎧
@ThatEricAlperOct 30
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happy halloween!
Image from weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! (@WeirdMedieval)
Image from weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! (@WeirdMedieval)
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