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Joined November 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Paul Mackenzie Sentenced to 200 Years in Prison​​ read.kenyans.co.ke/HyQmv
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Alafu akaona vile Wakenya ni madwanzi akawaibia 117B through SGR. Goat fr.
Uhuru Kenyatta is a goat mamae aliangalia Obama in the eyes akamshow no to LGBTQ pale 2015
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Kitu imeniuma kwa hiyo World Bank report ni ati tunapoteza 7.7 million jobs per year juu ya corruption.
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Jah bless fi di yut and all piiipo inadi kenia and Jamieka.
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That shit can download while I’m at work
You’ll need 4 hours and 43 minutes to fully download GTA 6 with 100 Mbps Wi-Fi 🛜🎮
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The High Court has ordered Kai & Karo Limited and its director, Joseph Kairu, to refund a buyer Sh3.4 million after failing to deliver an Audi Q7. The buyer paid Sh2.2 million as a deposit and later gave the dealer Sh1.7 million from the sale of a Subaru Outback, bringing the total to Sh3.9 million. The dealer refunded Sh500,000, leaving Sh3.4 million unpaid.
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Someone made Counter-Strike for women ☠️
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i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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Loser has to take a shower
nahh we have the el jeetico in 3 days 😭
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phin 🦾 retweeted
The High Court has ordered Kai & Karo Limited and its director, Joseph Kairu, to refund a buyer Sh3.4 million after failing to deliver an Audi Q7. The buyer paid Sh2.2 million as a deposit and later gave the dealer Sh1.7 million from the sale of a Subaru Outback, bringing the total to Sh3.9 million. The dealer refunded Sh500,000, leaving Sh3.4 million unpaid.
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Sharks haziumi undersea cables siku hizi?
Amkeni buana!!!🤣💥
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It has taken me years to finally afford the console, setup and games I've always wanted. Alafu mtu anakuja kuniuliza, "30-year-old unafanya nini na console?" My friend, I'm living my childhood dream, just with adult money. Na wacha hiyo PS, hata gaming PC na Nintendo tutanunua so we can game on the move. We didn't work this hard just to afford bills.
Why are me still playing PS at 30 years old?😂
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Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes
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Whenever you feel sad and lonely don't forget your also ugly and poor.
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Man to man: I am scared bro, those unsuccessful old men tried their best too.
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Unaomba loan ya 40k from I&M bank inakupea 34k😂😂. Man, mtu maskini atawaiomoka?
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Replying to @monster0x0000
Sawa buda, wewe ndiye uliuliza analysis. Iko based on posts na RTs zako pekee. Franco na Ruto walitokea huko. Jidishi na wewe kama haujapenda.
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Kenyatta stole £30m that belonged to the maumau. Moi stole $600m in the Goldenberg scandal. 10% of kenyans GDP at that time. Triggered 90s inflation. Kibaki and his men stole $750 in Anglo leasing scandal. Uhuru stole 250B in Eurobond scandal.
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