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phl

@phl

probably not

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Joined December 2006
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Johnson proving his journalist credentials at last by doing nothing for years then bashing out any old shit on deadline day.
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Serge Pizzorno’s #SoccerAid goal is the greatest goal in living memory, do not @ us.
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Stags found with marine pollution tangled in antlers on Scottish island bbc.in/2GGwWqP
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Bikey McBikeface is ready for her epic. 3 days to go: justgiving.com/fundraising/l…
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Thank you so much, @Halfords_uk, for your support for my Land's End to John o' Groats ride in aid of @PrimroseHospice. (Others can support me here: justgiving.com/fundraising/l…)
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All that data and my telephone thinks I want this.
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"Good luck with WhatsApp!" he cried, climbing into a 964 cabrio tiptronic full of frisbees.
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She's having a bad day.
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Which station do I get off at, Google?
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And they’re off! Mr & Mrs Pasty arrive at #London Paddington on the @GWRHelp Sleeper to kick-off #NationalPastyWeek Next stop London Bridge, Westminster & Buckingham Palace.
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Guns N’ Roses first publicity photo by Marc Canter, owner of Canter’s Deli. “He's been friends… instagram.com/p/Bd0tzjyl0ae/
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I own the domain carlitoswhey.com (don't ask). It's expiring soon. Anyone with an artisanal dairy company want it? SPEAK NOW, it expires on 12/10.
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Navy acknowledges aircrew drew a penis in the sky over Washington washex.am/2zbr9dT
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.@IMS history is mesmerizing. Track work 2Day included core samples & brick at bottom of this core was laid 108 years ago almost to the day!
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Oh, hey, you know earlier when I said the new Audi A8 grille looks like the Goatse picture? I should have added, DO NOT GOOGLE GOATSE.
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The wife's in London where all the famous people hang out.
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Today's @guardian has a corker of a correction
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"Hey, what should I write in the 'What's New' field?"
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Anyone know anyone at @instagram who can help with a friend's stolen account? The support pages don't provide help for account takeover...
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I think this promotional slogan loses a little in the translation.
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