Still remain consumed by the masterpiece that is Inferno @boctransmission @WarpRecords

Dear old @Bobstroudsnr cannot cope with some gentle digs. The big baby. They give it out but…

We’re on a ferry to North Shields. It is blustery. The travel system around @NewcastleCC is fantastic. And reasonably priced.

We’re in Newcastle dropping our youngest at university. The roar of @NUFC fans travels across the city. And back home our mighty @BHAFC have put Arsenal to the sword. I hope all those away fans in the home stands and corporate learnt a lesson…support local.

Today my stepdad needed the assistance of @SECAmbulance due to a heart issue. He and my mother were so well looked after by two crews during the day. Thank you to Jack, Will, Ella and Tom. You made a long worrying day so much easier by just being wonderfully lovely.

A fab weekend and a Sunday evening in the kitchen listening to the timeslessly wonderful sound of @rideox4 @MarkGardener @doctorloz @SteveQueralt with @TJLarder Mid fifties fun.

The stadium announcer @officialbhafc seems to have forgotten the surnames of our goal scorers. #morewankery

Watching @Benleo on @GBNEWS is comedy value. Not a clue.

Feel @sewingbee doing a piece on pollution is a tad nonsensical when the clothing / fashion industry itself is a huge global polluter.

I’m with Wayne.

My god that was a load of shite.

The half time show might actually be the highlight of this final.

Excuse the dirty feet but me and the hammock are having a lovely summer afternoon.

According to @BBCSport Prince Andrew and Thomas Partey are on the field for Ghana.

Violet is coping with the heat in her own way.

Watching @C4Gogglebox ….who the fuck are some of these ‘celebrities’? @officialhavers and @JulianClary are a marriage made in heaven though.

Come on @BBCTheOneShow ….there’s an opportunity to pay homage to the great Norm Macdonald. I’m sure @ofctimallen won’t mind!!! youtube.com/shorts/eE66mh0vH…