When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. (HST 1974).

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My nan just tried to get into Wetherspoons in Canterbury and was REFUSED ENTRY because her dress has poppies on it! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Apparently, showing respect for our fallen heroes is now OFFENSIVE! What has this country become?! 🇬🇧
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“You boy - would Reform like to hire my spare bedroom?”
I’m not sure I’ve seen a Nigel Farage press conference quite this empty
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Nobody under 55 learned imperial measurements at school. The vast majority of the workforce is under 55. How will this Reform lunacy create jobs?
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Went to Tesco (yes I’m slumming it). Wasn’t allowed in as I was wearing a poppy. When I did get to the shelves they were bare (thanks Wes Streeting). Finally got to cashier who cupping her hand over her mouth said," there is only one person capable of fixing this, Liz Truss.”🤪
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On today’s edition of Great Goals You’ve Never Seen Before: Gillingham’s Carl Asaba vs Luton. On a pitch like a water slide at Priestfield. From this week in 1998. Lovely stuff.
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Replying to @elonmusk
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Replying to @rustyrockets
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I enjoy taking my handheld radio frequency jammer to the psychic clairvoyancy events my wife drags me to. The panic on the "psychic's" face when their assistant looking everyone up on social media behind the scenes gets replaced with static in their ear is brilliant.
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Oh fuck
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ITV: Reform UK might be fascists. Reform UK: Arrest the journalists!
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Hi @IsabelOakeshott the @PrivateEyeNews revealed today you head a UAE company conducting unregistered lobbying activities in UK on behalf of African countries and that it involved British politicians (your husband included). Home Office unaware. Care to comment?
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Amidst all the Matt Hancock bullshit, let's remember this other weasel has not submitted his WhatsApp messages to the #CovidInquiry. Directly disobeying a High Court order. #C4News
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