Something beautiful is going to happen

26 / Chicago
Joined May 2014
Replying to @phonybone
Does anyone have any cool pictures of shadow the hedgehog
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Thinking about the time I was bored during covid and applied to the Berklee school of music as a jazz player under the name Banjo Kazooie and got a response from an admissions officer who seemed like he was in pretty good spirits about it
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North Ave Bus Moment
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Divorce
I have an older gentleman who comes into the shop about once a week. He’s very quiet, says hello, browses books for half an hour or so, finds something he likes, leaves. Today he told me that he has spent years trying to rebuild his library after his wife decided she was
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He came home...and found out the truth.
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Replying to @_The_Wub_
Is Pynchon worth reading
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Now taking applications to recreate this with me
Robert Crumb by Eric Kroll, 1995
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The US Federal State elevating the US South to sapience and modernity
رجل أنقذ أفعى الكوبرا من الهلاك وسقاها ماءً، فلما ارتوت حاولت أن تلدغه! 😰
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Riding an empty late-night red line train and you hear that gangway door open
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Robert Crumb by Eric Kroll, 1995
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Drake in 2049 after a woman named Poodie Milk goes viral: 62 years young but i still smile, plus I got Poodie Milk on speed dial
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the quiet poetry in the second slide
Wow we really are in hell
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Miss him so much
This is your average unhinged parasocial Mel Mac simp. He worked 3 jobs to give her $12K a year. They all race to be first to comment on her posts for a crumb of attention. This led to her having a 'stalker' once. She got a guy charged when he was only trying to be friendly at a convention. The court threw it out and she was told to shut up about him. Source: KF
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If you didn’t know about basketball this makes it sound like Kristaps is a tribal chieftain
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S-Tier: E Top Tier: C, A Good Tier: F Decent Tier: B Did Not Make It This Year: D
You can only live & travel within one region of the United States for the rest of your life. What are you picking?
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Replying to @phonybone
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I love my city and its looney tunes esque characteristics
The Blue Line @cta stop on the north end of Damen is just missing a stair. No warning tape, no signs, just a stair propped up on the side of the staircase
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I feel moved to post my Elizabeth Holmes impression
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No thoughts behind those eyes
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MySims Kingdom | Ms. Prissykins | Wii - 2008
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Insane Horse With No Name slander
Every needle drop in breaking bad is the worst song you’ve ever heard in your life
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