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Messi would have contributed too in winning that treble
Funny thing is, if Haaland won the World Cup and Messi won the Treble, they'd still give Messi the Ballon d'Or.
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Que en paz descanse Patrick Stewart, el Profesor X era un Messista como todos nosotros. ❤️
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Barca has never won a two legged UCL knockout stage without Messi G/A post 2006. He was never a UCL KO ghost, he just had to do way too much
If dembele was half serious and Barca signed a solid midfielder + centre back instead of Coutinho while shifting Messi into more of a pure creator/second striker father than the "do everything" guy, they could've easily had one or two more CLs
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Ballon D'Or result aside, can we acknowledge how mental it is that Lionel Messi made the Top 5 in 2007 and NINETEEN years later, he's still there? We're never, ever seeing anyone like him again.
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December 18th 2022
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Spain really won the WC for nothing, no kopa for Cubarsi, No bdo for Lamine, denied Messi his 9th, just a nothing burger win. Atleast i’m at peace knowing Mbappe did not win anything tonight.
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Walking to your third Ballon d'Or like Alexia... 🤩 #ballondor
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FC BARCELONA FEMINI IS THE WOMEN’S CLUB OF THE YEAR! ❤️💙 #ballondor
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ALEXIA PUTELLAS! SHE DID IT! She is our 2026 Ballon d'Or winner! #ballondor
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Una Pilota d'Or molt blaugrana 💙❤️ Enhorabona, @alexiaputellas 👏
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Kylian Mbappe been traveling to Ballon D’or ceremonies for nearly 10 years now just to sit in the cuck chair every time. He begged this time as well, just a sad individual
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The concept of Jude Bellingham finishing 11th in Ballon d’Or ranking after a great World Cup and Lionel Messi finishing in top 10 and potentially make top 5 because of the ‘World Cup’ is hilarious.
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messi en el top10 del balón de oro a los 39 años, no hay ni habrá otro como el
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The worst bit about this is Lionel Messi didn’t even receive the golden ball in the world cup. 38/39 and was clearly and obviously the best player for the duration of the World cup & they got it wrong.
Premier League, Champions League and the World Cup were the 3 highest levels of competition last season. The two players with the highest performance level in those competitions were Kvaratskhelia and Messi.
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he just shot from anywhere and it went in bro
Messi le mostró al mundo su Balón de Oro… Y acto seguido demostró el por qué.
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First two real tests and we collapsed. I don’t care about the 7 against Racing Santander or 5 against whoever if you shit the bed in every big game. Bunch of cucks.
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La saison du Barça c’est comme si t’adoptes un chien qui parle, tu dis à tout le monde qui parle, et quand les gens viennent le voir, il bave sur lui
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Ca m'a expliqué que Rodri fumait Busquets ptet ils parlaient de Busquets 2026 (retraité)
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Raphinha goal finally omds Pedri what an assist.
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same vibes
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