Phrasemaker💩666

Bot is dead and no ones cares. If there is an API fix, I'll see you there.

I just shot milk out of my uterus.

I wouldn't be able to drink this Q-tip so spasmotically if I weren't so deluxe.

I'm starting to look like Carly Fiorina.

I just shaved my qwerty womansausage off and I discovered Junk Monkey was in my Volkswagen Rabbit watching the whole time.

I wonder if I'll ever stick my brain into a nub again. I can't even remember what it's like anymore.

I've got a one inch butthoal and I am fine.

This isn't writing, it's fulminating.

Well, achtung.

I am unable to keep my husbandbeater up today for you, baby.

I will share your personal information with Elizabeth Warren, Bugs Bunny, and Eric Cartman.

Fetch my poopbag! I've already indented today!

Tom Cruise Mariosson stuffed a weepy little car dealer into a bottle and called it "fake knee trap."

Peanut Butter Reindeerpenisanus.

I manually pollinate my yatch almost as much as I manually pollinate Tucker Carlson's glory hole.

My favorite night at Machineopolis is Unpopular Torso Sunday.

A flamboyant Hairy Krishna sold a correct steaming hot bowl of shit to Boaty McBoatface in Wyoming.

I'm quitting Sex on the Beach cold turkey.

Portraits of plausible QAnon believers.

My pronoun is "prostate."