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Brain scientist. Appreciator of terrible things. Writer of weird fiction as P.T. Phronk. Not posting here any more for obvious reasons.

London, Ontario
Joined March 2007
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Final (?) reminder to follow me and everyone else to the better Twitters: BlueSky! bsky.app/profile/phronk.bsky… Threads! threads.net/@phronkette And even Mastodon! mastodon.online/@Phronk
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live:
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Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
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Even if you like Trump, it would be unkind to make him do a hard job when he’s so unwell.
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trump doing the debate equivalent of button mashing
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This place fucking sucks See you tomorrow
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Thread: I work in an arcane field where the job requires specific technical knowledge, built on a ladder of understanding and breakthroughs going back over 100 years. It's not immunology but it's not nothing.
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ittle known fact that Einstein couldn’t talk until he was 5, never passed high school, was missing 3/4 of his brain, ears clogged with chees
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Following the backlash to Anheuser-Busch partnering with trans woman Dylan Mulvaney, The Onion asked conservatives to explain why they’re boycotting Budweiser and this is what they said. bit.ly/3zXwp1y
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April … a month, sure, but also the name of that lady in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Really makes you think.
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Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast. It is not rude, it does not get you to order a 10pc Chicken Nuggets “to share” then eat 8 of them. Love does not eat all the Oreos from your McFlurry and leave you with mucky liquid ice cream.
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Do bum hairs get white with age? Does it eventually look like Santa's mouth-hole down there?
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This is the most unintentionally funny headline I’ve ever seen.
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I wrote a little article about why people could possibly like exposing themselves to repulsive things. What explains the paradox of horror? phronk.com/2023/01/21/the-pa…
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Replying to @bobby
I had the same exact reaction to this place
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can somebody help me figure out the pun here. is there one?? i feel like i'm going insane.
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I’ve redone my website. Now it only has a few important things on it and isn’t as butt ugly. I figured I’d better have a real place to find me now that Twitter is in tatters. Here it is: phronk.com
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I have discovered something incredibly strange
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